I'm a fan (and you should be too) because...

Ever since i can remember metal has been in or around my life i grew up on the streets of port melbourne Australia and we had f*** all ta do so we drank smoked blued with the coppers on a regular basis life was s*** but the only thing that was always there was the metal it never let me down.
some of my mates died some picked up the gitar, i never could get the hang of it but i loved ta sing so i started in the shower on the way ta school well on the days i went when i'd work id be singin crazy train mumma im comin home and my favorite you cant kill rock n roll .
so ta make a long story short it was either my gerelfriend hollys name for me first tat or sometin else so to make an even longer twisted story shorter she went crazy wid religon abd bein a lesbion and we broke up so i thought to me self wat would be a mad tat all me mates still ta this day call me ozzy so i thought f*** the only thing i would ever truely love is the metal and i know i could never compare to the man ozzy osbourne so i got ozzy boy as me first that so thats why.............................................................................................................