JUST READ OZZYS BOOK ITS BLOODY HYSTERICAL

JUST GOT BACK FROM HOLIDAY IN EGYPT (NILE CRUISE) AND THE BEST HIGHLIGHTS OF THE HOL WASNT THE TEMPLES, TOMBS, ETC IT WAS GETTIN BACK TO THE BOAT AND GETTIN ON WITH OZZYS LIFE STORY.
I ORIGINALLY BOUGHT OZZYS BOOK FOR MY HUBBY AND jOE BRANDS FOR ME THEN WE WOULD SWAP, BIG MISTAKE ! ALL I COULD HEAR FROM MY HUBBY WAS SCREAMS OF LAUGHTER , TEARS ROLLIN DOWN HIS FACE, LOTS OF f***IN HELLS LISTEN TO THIS ONE, I WAS WELL PISSED OFF AND ALL I KEPT SAYIN WAS HAVE YOU NEARLY FINISHED IT YET.
I GRABBED IT OFF HIM MID WEEK (THE BOOK NOT HIM HA HA)
AND OH MY GOD IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH IN MY BLEEDIN LIFE, I WAS DEFO GETTIN SOME WEIRD LOOKS BUT I THOUGHT F... IT!

PLEASE PLEASE OZZY WRITE A FOLLOW UP SOON

GOOD LUCK FOR THE FUTURE, GLAD YOU GOT SORTED IN THE END, NOW YOU AND SHARON CAN REALLY START LIVIN IT UP ( iM A FRIEND OF BILL. W. ALSO! )

P.S SHARON CAN U PLEASE GO BACK ON THE X FACTOR ITS s***E WITHOUT YOU AND LOUIS BANTER XX

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yes not everyone has read it yet ,,poor poor me

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Welcome panascouse. Yes its hysterical. I'm still in the middle of it. I think my neigbour is able to hear me laughing once in a while.
The only thing I say is. "We killded the vicar" hahahaha
We are already discussing the book but not getting into details cause not everyone over here has got it already.
Discussion is here:
http://www.ozzy.com/forum/i-am-ozzy-fan-discussion-ozzys-book