hey asylum ,man there are some s***ty laws,,in california i am not allowed to ride my pushbike in a swimming pool,,thats just not fair ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

And you people call me weird!

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Unknown: If I am executed, God will give you blood to drink!

I heard about the dildo one! That was pretty funny!

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Unknown: If I am executed, God will give you blood to drink!

sweeeeeeet dude im off to merry ol england,,,ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hey tell andy i'll live in his crawl space and let the feathers fly ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ,,oh only if there is enuf room for me and all andy's high heels LOL LOL LOL ha ha ha haha ha

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

hahahaha! A law written just for the gimpster. hahaha! G, if you were in the UK you'd be legal!

Oh anywhere in england
"you may only have sex with a chicken of the opposite sex"

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OZZY FOREVER
Suicidesolver81

cool get me a long bow and tell me what state i have to be in

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

Check this out:
"You can kill someone with a longbow on your land" but this contradicts with "you can't kill anyone"

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OZZY FOREVER
Suicidesolver81

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
this should be law every where

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

what a cool law ,,im pleadin the 5th as well,,oh and in australia they cant make mrs gimp testiefy againts me,,ha ha ha ha ha ,,and as far as the cameras go ,,stop taking footage of yourself doin the thing then,and you'll be right ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

Unshaved, of course!

As for the rest, I plead "The Fifth." That's the 5th amendment to the Constitution of the United States, that basically says that we don't have to incriminate ourselves. So we just let the security cameras do it all now.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
cool a racoon,,well i can recipricate then,,when in aussie land i'll get you a wombat,,how would you like that ,shaved or unshaved

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

Oral sex is illegal.

You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.

One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.

well 82 i reckon youve done all these,,how do you pleed,,guilty or not guilty,,ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yeah australia would have some really stupid laws too,,as with florida you can still get hung for horse theft in australia

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

1.) If the pigbeast doesn't get pregnant in the first place, then there won't be any violation of the law regardles of subsequent activity.

2.) Ah yes, the porcupine law. Personally I'd love to do away with this law and give everyone that desires relations with a porcupine the opportunity to indulge. That is when the punishment really would fit the crime - and I think the outcome would be hilarious (to me). I'll send you pictures when it happens. hahaha! BUT if you want to come by sometime, I can fix you up with a real sweet possum. Or maybe a raccoon, if you're so inclined.

what about this florida law then

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
ha ha ha ha ha ha well then that stops me visiting you 82 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

wow i didnt mean you making the beasts preggies,,but you rent pigbeasts and i imagined that you would breed then and not with them ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

Well I use protection. So there!

hey 82 check this florida law out,,it may concern you
No. 10 Constitutional Amendment Article X, Section 19
Ballot Title: Animal Cruelty Amendment: Limiting Cruel and Inhumane Confinement of Pigs During Pregnancy

Ballot Summary: Inhumane treatment of animals is a concern of Florida citizens; to prevent cruelty to animals as recommended by The Humane Society of the United States, no person shall confine a pig during pregnancy in a cage, crate, or other enclosure, or tether a pregnant pig, on a farm so that the pig is prevented from turning around freely, except for veterinary purposes and during the prebirthing period; provides definitions, penalties, and an effective date.

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

arizona law ha ha ha ha
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
thats the funniest thing ha ha ha ha
and a australian law
you may not get your hands, face or feet tattooed--they are the queens property
if you do you can be charged with causing a afray
thats why mine are tattooed,lets see if they charge me hey

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL