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What is the Best/Funniest T Shirt that you have seen!

I saw this t shirt down a local market

Yesterday, I gave up
Smoking, Drinking, and Sex

The Worst day of my life.

May last line would be
I do not miss the smoking!

Respuestas

I can follow that one Streaky. I think I am a clasic example of the T Shirt

Doughnuts-All gain, No pain.

Paddle faster
I hear
BANJO's

Strictley Come
Dancing

(and it did not mean dabcing with the stars!)

Looe (England for those who do not know)
Quaint Drinking Town, with a Fishing prblem!

A friend sent me one from down under it says "CAUTION May Require Supervision", I am not sure what my boss thought of it when he saw it!

TRUST ME I'M A BANKER

nationals

Olde Sea Dog

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Number 1

I can believe that!

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Number 1

my wife has a cup saying bigamy is having one husband too many and monogamy is having one husband too many lol

my family went shopping at wal-mart and my wife seen a guy with a shirt that said.....MY WIFE LEFT..THE C U N T ...TOOK MY DOG...AND MY 2005 FORD PICK UP TRUCK.....I TRULY LOVED THAT B I T C H ....AND ON THE BACK WAS A PICTURE OF HIS DOG IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK....

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I'm in here Oz-noids :-)
www.myspace.com/erandbr

oh i saw that t shirt in metal hammer!! i found better ones

Slavery- gets shi† done

Dolphins are gay sharks

G FK YRSLF- Would you like to by a vowel?

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† Coolstreaky †

Ok......This T shirt of mine is what I would call THE MOST EPIC T SHIRT OF ALL TIME....I was so lucky to find it.....it is a t shirt for men...there is this drawing in the chest and it has an arrow pointing towards the head saying "the man" and an arrow pointing downtown( if you know what I mean....) and it says "the legend"...so there you go....The man and the legend...

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King Ozzy

i saw a t-shirt that made me lol in the middle of the shop- i cannot explain it so i might just put a link ------> http://cache1.emptees.com/images/6421/comic_sans_emptees.jpg

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† Coolstreaky †

My nephew was wearing a T shirt:
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception"

If you manage to have access to my face book thingymebob, you can see thwe Funy T shirts that I snapped on Saturday! Sorry about the quality as they have had to be cropped and expanded!:

2 guys in a canoe

Caption; Paddle faster, I hear banjo's

Dinosauar chasing a fat person with a not so fat person in front

Caption: be nice to fat people, one day they might save your life!

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Number 1

At the market there was a stall which sold bay grows, so I stretch the point a little.

Grandpa trumps a lot

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Number 1

Did I ever mention the oldey

7 UP t Shirt.

It showcartoon characters of therear of seven men, and a quarter frontal of a lushous/buxom lady

Guess the rest

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Number 1

yes it is the season for that type of doings,,i was a little drunk the other night with some port,,hmmmmm yummy ,,just enuf to throw me over the limit but not enuf to give me the dreaded hangover

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

Tis the season my son

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Number 1

blame her ha ha ha h ha ha ha h a any excuse there andy will do

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

i BLAME MY WIFE FOR TURNING ME TO DRINK!

i CAN NOT BE BOTHERED TO THANK HER

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Number 1

what about this on a shirt
what if the "hokey pokey" really is what its all about

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

my five year old boy has a shirt that says
I DO ALL MY OWN STUNTS

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

http://www.bustedtees.com/santa

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Priceless!:

<strong> Kurt Cobain:</strong> <em>And I swear that I don't have a gun.</em>

do not disturb
because im already disturbed

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

$5 Foot Long
.......█
.....-▼

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Priceless!:

<strong> Kurt Cobain:</strong> <em>And I swear that I don't have a gun.</em>

Spoof of McDonald's:

MARIJUANA
I'M SMOKIN IT

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Priceless!:

<strong> Kurt Cobain:</strong> <em>And I swear that I don't have a gun.</em>

Born to Fish
Forced to work!

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Number 1

NORMAL, WELL THEN, it is a start I suppose?!hahahahahahahahahaha

Spelling, now there is a topic! hahahahaha

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Number 1

no fishy here no more ,,yah for us
and monty python always has a way of sneaking in -ha ha ha ha ha ha - and andy that term isnt used here any more and maybe here in aus it is spelt poofters,,,so i am turning over a new leaf and im going to behave myself here,,if i can --- just to show you guys i can be serious and normil ,,well i'll try very hard

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

LOL Monty Python how'd that get randomly in here?
"Where did that fishy go?"- Monty Python Meaning Of Life

What about the Monty Python scene called bruce! Now that was funny! That was set Australia you know, and Graham had to follow using the line " NO PUFFTERS"!

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Number 1

well obviously the aussie cricket team should be named bruce,,, but you people did pull a few sneaky's ,,next time my british counterparts next time

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Just a quilocrical term for an Australian man is "BRUCE"

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Number 1

so long as the queen isnt called bruce ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Quite probably! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Number 1

do it in the dark i think the shirt means a chess game because i can make my pawns move better and my king always gets the queen

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Another one I saw the other day!

SAVE ENERGY
DO IT
IN THE DARK

I do not know exactly what this one was about? hahahahahaha

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Number 1

Many years ago, and this may wellbe a little tastless, just like a meal in Belgium, but there were Shirts with the following logo's on it

The Adolf Hitler European Tour
Poland
Czechoslvakia
Hungary
Holland
Belgium
France
ENGLAND - CANCELLED

The Germans from Salgitter fond that one funny though! Not a bad town either though I say it myself

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Number 1

hmmmm ok 149-- you lost me

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Well gimpnoid on your June 6th post you did say that;

Your disturbed
Your constantly hearing things
And your have a stong imagination.

What more could a producer want!

And your Budda belly means there's always plenty of good food and beer around!

back to the topic. who of you guys is the fool in this t?
http://www.whataboutki.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/_mg_7191.jpg

HEY U PAIR! back in 1989, europe was huge, and i was 17 and just out of high school.......in my defence, i was young and impressionable! ha,ha,ha.....it was fun tho, i wore a black trilby hat and joey tempest reached out and grabbed it off my head. he wore it for a song then gave it back. ha,ha,ha,.....god knows what the fark i was doing wearing it anyway!!! ahh........to be young again...........

when i stop laughing lennon i'll right something ha ha ha ha europe ha ha ha ha the final countdown ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

--its gotta b wildchilds europe tour t shiirt,yup he did go 2 see them hahaha
THOSE WHO CAN DO,THOSE WHO CANT TEACH

well the c hemist is getting to know me heaps now

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Gimp, I thought that you were like me, bought my mates at the Chemist/Pharmcy/Drug store, hahahahahahahahah

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Number 1

would it be i r a p e d 4000 gimps ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

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