sure mofo,just keep telling yourself that,,lol ha ha ha ha ,,were onto you,,the jig is up lol

--
gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

kinda like the winger shirt i never owned. ha ha ha no really never....

yep thats good for a giggle---sorry mofo--a never own a bad metal shirt,,well if i did i aint telling,,lol ha ha ha ha ha

--
gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

krazymofo with a yellow stryper!

see that always gets a laugh lol

--
gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

IF IT'S THE HEAD I'M THINKIN OF WE DON'T WANNA SEE IT. BUT I WILL LAUGH ANYWAY HA HA HA

thats what im here for--to make people laugh,,,and if you could see my head you'd laugh at that too lol

--
gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

the gimp!!!!!

A friend from my job. I said "hello, how are you" to The Handsome man in my job and he answered "not as good as you are" and my friend (lstened) was laughing a lot telling I was cross-eyed

hmmm what made me laugh today---well i like tormenting mofo with australian tourism ads,,,,lol ha ha ha ha ha ha

--
gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

hey f_dark, I think their faces were incredible!

watching my kids trying to find the eggs i hid. they found seven, the last three it was hysterically funny. my daughter went up to the computer chair and spun it around, asking "where are they mommy? are they around where i am?" An egg was right on the seat of the chair, tucked halfway under the cushion on it. If she'd looked down she'd not have been able to miss it. lol. the other one, both my son who's fifteen and my daughter checked everything on the breakfast bar several times, but completely ignored the candle stand jar with an egg glaringly in sight ~ bwa haahhhhhaaaahhha. the third egg, it was on a day bed, and they never went over to it till the very end. It was a great laugh for me today, and a laugh is always great medicine!

ha ha ha ha ha ha

--
gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

POPSICLE:--
SAM AND SARA KNEW THE ONLY WAY TO PULL OFF A SUNDAY AFTERNOON QUICKIE WITH THEIR 8 YR
OLD SON IN THE APT. WAS TO SEND HIM OUT ON THE BALCONY WITH A POPSICLE AND TELL HIM TO REPORT ON ALL THE ACTIVITIES. HE BEGAN HIS COMMENTARY AS HIS PARENTS PUT THEIR PLAN INTO ACTION. "THERE'S A CAR BEING TOWED FROM THE PARKING LOT!" HE SHOUTED. A FEW MOMENTS PASSED "AN AMBULANCE JUST DROVE BY!" A FEW MOMENTS LATER, "THE ANDERSON'S HAVE COMPANY" HE CALLED OUT. "MATT'S RIDING A NEW BIKE.......LOOKS LIKE THE SANDERS ARE MOVING..........JASON IS ON HIS NEW SKATE BOARD......" AFTER A FEW SILENT MOMENTS THE COOPERS ARE HAVING SEX!!!!!! STARTLED, MOM AND DAD SHOT UP IN BED DAD CAUTIOUSLY ASKED "HOW DO YOU KNOW THERE HAVING SEX?????" "JIMMY COOPER IS STANDING ON THE BALCONY WITH A POPSICLE"

my nephews hangover

--
gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Will do Gimp
--
cecilky

a good friend is hard to find--hey cecilky that ones a keeper

--
gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Thanks Kala &Gimpnoid.Totally buzzed that my friend thought so much of me!
--
cecilky

Good friend Cecilky

hey cecilky weres my copy lol haz ha ha ha ha

--
gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

My friend and workbuddy gave me a new DVD....the tenth Anniversary OZZFEST. Rockin s***.
--
cecilky

your always laughing,kala,,cool,,its good isnt it,,i too laugh at things all the time,and when im not laughing im smiling

--
gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

My small dog. She destroyed the plastic device that I use to keep my teeth aligned. It was a very expensive toy, but she lokked very funny throwing it and then bitting it.,

im always smilin--the happy gimp

--
gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

TV show, a mexican very silly old program

yes the new show that premiered on fox. starring Ozzy- Kelly- Sharon- &- Jack.funny as all hell.

osbournes re-loaded......???

--
ozzy will never die he will live on forever in the hearts and souls of billions

the thing that made me laugh today was the Osbourne's re-loaded when Ozzy dropped his gum into that dudes fries ha ha ha and they served it anyway l.o.l.

what made me laugh today was me and omega we got in the the truck i handcuffed to the handle at the top of the cab and when we drove past people i would give them a crazy look and sing there coming to take me away ha ha there coming there coming to take me away he he lmfao

--
ozzy will never die he will live on forever in the hearts and souls of billions

thanx kala,,yes a great family...
i'll do anything for a good reason

--
gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Congratulations for your family!

my kids calling me strange names,,like bowling ball,serial killer,,uncle fester,walrus coo coo ca choo, lol im glad there enjoying my moment of madness lol

--
gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

my dad raising $285 towards the cancer foundation by going bald and also he lost his beard and eyebrows lol now he truly looks like a gimp! : )

--
(Simpi)

yeah dont worry too much about being flagged--
we are australians--were a cheeky bunch

--
gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

haven't been flagged great .....relief.
Bit of fun anyway.
--
cecilky

ok that made me laugh,,,yes it seem a bit clean for a tasmanian

--
gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

The man got an erection when saw a lovely female nudist, and she told him that he called him over.He said how and she said by his reaction it was the rules. Soo they do what happens naturely.
later thyer guy is the sauna and passes wind; a big burly fellow says to him you called. He says how; the male burly nudist says "the rules here are that when you pass wind you put the invitation out for m2m. the burly male then proceeeds to have his way with the newbie.
The nbewbie then heads out to the receptionist at the nudist colony and tells her ' At 68 years i only get an erection once a week but I pass wind 15 times a day so you can cancel my membership! LOL
Cleaned it up a bit. LOL
--
cecilky

go ahead i dare you

--
gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

A joke about a male nudist at a nudist camp...after that i will get flagged if I say more!
--
cecilky

yeah thats a bad thing to think about--me in any colour spandex

--
gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/