i went to a all boys catholic school,,it was called saint perversion

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

some of us share that heritage too Holi

a christian upbringing ,,ok now im intrigued,what happened,,how did ozzy infest your ears and at what age

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This is a bit embarrassing but I was bought up in a non music loving Christian family so I only had stupid little bible tapes. But a friend of my parents left his queen greatest hits behind when I was about 7. I LOVED IT!

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If I had something funny to say I would put it here but I don't so sod off.

Nothing wide open here!

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i sorry Andy...you just left the door wide open with that one. :o)

i liked to sing ditties as a little kid too. you know, "Peas porridge hot, ..." and yada yada. that's music too~*

Back on track:

Santana

James Marshall Hendrix - or have I already mentioned this one

The Hollies

Well, '64 was a goode year for me!

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I guess that I am heading to Grosvener Square to get my visa, as long as there is NO Silleycone involved! hahahahaha

So yes it a the proper and polite name/description. There are countless slang decriptions!

The donkey area is a little lower! Mind you it has been a while since I have checked it out!

Bundgy jumping crabs is a little below the belt, but a school boy joke punch line! The joke is quite crude really, so I will not repeat it!

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i dont know about leading him anywhrere ha ha ha ha ha i know the aussie version ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ,,i can drop a subttle hint if you like blades

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right gimp. sigh. well, we'll lead this boy to the light.

Andy, does SP-I-DER have anything to do with an 'a' instead of an 'e?' ...the answer is??? no. (buzzer sound).

actually, the reference I was trying to draw you to was the following:

THOSE were the days, the mamories linger

:o) mine just like to hang around. let's see if you get that one Andy. (heheheheheheheheh!!!!). something like a word spelled with an 'a' intead of an 'e.'

in my neck of the woods, mamories are only referred to for one thing. different over there in England is it?

now who's confusing

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Is the spider hanging around a euphorism for something Else? WOuld it be like feding the donkey sort of thing? (A flat of the palm stroke!)

Don't drink much on sunday as I have to drive to work on monday and they have a strict drink and drugs policy!

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hmmm not a chance ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha im not spilling nothing ,,and i have a odd way ,,well im a odd gimp,,its not the aussie way ,,its meeeeeeeeeeeeee

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gimp...you've this odd way of confusing me...lol. maybe's the Aussie thang. let's see how much Andy's been hitting the sauce. whether he's going to get what he wrote, and what i did in response. but don't spill the beans ya ninnie.

take them to a cobbler,get it done right,,he'll soul both for you
and blades are hangin around and mamories linger ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a aha h ,,yeah im onto you two,,you cant hide it now,,it just fell out of the closet

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:o) mine just like to hang around. let's see if you get that one Andy. (heheheheheheheheh!!!!). something like a word spelled with an 'a' intead of an 'e.'

i'm glad i brought someone a smile...and back a good memory. and yea, i have them still gimp, they're my favorite boots, they're bad@ss. very comfy actually. kind of a sexy twist on an army boot of sorts. the sole got separated from the rest of the shoe on one foot. someone tried to fix it for me with Gorilla glue but it came apart. i think Superglue or a cobbler are in order.

Along came the Spider! a very good album thouigh I say it myself!

Dianna Rig or was it Honor Blackman who played the original special agent in the "Avengers" did a song with Patric macnee (he played Steed) did a song back in the 1980's called " Kinky Books" and the Darkone has brought back some pleasent memories of when I was with "she who will remain nameless"!

When I was first at college a leturer (or is that lecturer?) used to say Stocking ands Suspenders were more fun and hygenic! My o my, he was right, BUT on the lady of course, and not as the Gimp or 82 might try and make out!!

THOSE were the days, the mamories linger

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hmmm lace up boots ,dont tell andy you got them as he might want them ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and i reckon use em dont abuse em,,so go ahead put them on and have a strut or are they hidden in your closet under the spider web and dust

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i have these black laceup ankle boots that one time i wore out for the day. i was in college. this other college guy (ten years my junior) sitting outside a restaurant sang to me "these boots are made for walking...and that's just what they'll do, one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you." he smiled real big, but at the time it made me so embarassed...damn, i was a HUGE dork in those days. i wasn't who i was in my past...i was so self-conscious instead. ahhhhhhhh...sheeet. i look at pictures of me then and think...DAMN, i should have added a strut to my walk, smiled real big, flirted, and taken the compliment he gave me well.

he's been hiding in england somewhere with alcohol ha ha ha ha ha

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that's Andy's slurred version of Nancy Sinatra. it's so transparent what he's been up to. lol....just teasin' ya!!! where ya been hiding???

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I can't seem to see you baby ... although my eyes are open wide ... off drinking that inexpensive booze you bought alot of in France?

Perry Como

Nacy Sinartra

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the australian army is one of the safest jobs in australia,,when you think statistically,,about other work places,,like mining ,timber industries ,farming, police ,,,and i would be a very proud father if he got to serve our country,,im a proud australian and the world needs a safer world for the future

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awww :o( i missed this post. well, tell your son a belated happy birthday from the Ozz-man site's Darkblade. he's almost a man gimp. very cool about the firefighting thing. but what on earth would he volunteer to join an army for. damn. i would take a brillo pad to my sons @rse if he did that. d@mn.

yeah school can be a big prob ,but i tell my kids knowledge is freedom--and on that note my sons birthday is today he is seventeen and he has gone tonight to join the rural volunteer fire fighting guys,and in a year when he has finished high school he will if grades permit join the army and do officer training,he is exactly like me ,so i think he will do what he wants and be great at it--

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he's such a cutie. he's been so vulnerable with me lately, it's cute but nerve racking too. wants less to do with dad and more to do with me...is watching me constantly, when i'm working, asking about this that and the other thing. i love the little booger so very much, he's got my determination and such yet he's this unique soul at the same time. i remember being insecure as a teen, and when he is it just makes me feel like "aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh." i try to hug him and tell him in direct & indirect ways that he's cool, and the sh!tz you know? he just has to scrub up on doing his homework so his grades will match his test scores. they nail him for not doing it and it's killing him.

yep there sounding like my kids,,very witty and good

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ya. it does.

we were in the car the other day when my son pointed out a sticker on a car and scoffed at it. it was the usual "MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT YADA YADA." he said "mom, what does that have to do with the parent? it's like they're bragging."

being me, i responded "you know, i agree. and to make a statement back to those kinds of minds, they should make one that says something like 'my child is in prison for blowing up things,' or 'my child is a mass murderor.' "

heh heh...my children thrive because of (but one could argue despite) me.

dont it make you feel proud of em ,,i a very proud dadsta,three good kids

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coolio. same here...despite mistakes, something must have been done right, my oldest has a loving relationship and is a wonderful man, my middle is getting there ~*

yes to a degree your still describing my sisters ,drama queens ,gossipers,except cecilky she has just quietly sat back and watched the antics of the family trying not to get involved in the s*** of it all,kinda same with me,,my big brother shot off to the outback of queensalnd,were he still lives in his bottle ,i seen him a few years ago and he looked like death on two legs,the acohol is winning ,,its a real shame and sad,but its his choose and he cant be persuaded out of his rituals of the bottle,,i mean a very heavy drinker very heavy,he,s like my father and will end up the same way,,anyway i just kik back here with my family and do my thing (art)..im hoping my kids see the mistakes of me n my siblings and steer a correct path,they seem to have level heads ,so im on a winner,so far so good

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well, that's cool, i see posts from time to time from cecilyk, so i'll keep in mind she's a sis. and my older siblings, they all treat me like they did when i was 16. they have no clue who i am today. as to weirdness...nah, i'd say my sisters are all fairly quirky people, they were hippies and freaks long before me. they paved the way. i couldn't actually say who is the blacksheep if you qualify that by music or lifestyle. i think each of us has a part of our personalities that is cool...but i notice one difference. when i'm around them, my sisters are manipulators, drama queens, and gossipers. they haven't a clue they are that way. it drives me insane. i don't like that AT ALL. i'm a straight shooter. you know? i'm very different then them...i miss my sisters as they were a long long time ago. when they were just real, not buried way deep behind facades.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha LOL me too i moved away as well ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha funny about that,,but honestly all my siblings hit the four winds of australia,,i only converse with one sis ,,she is here in the ozsite from time to time ,,cecilky,,and i see her well every now and again,,one sis i dont even know where she is these days ha ha ha ha ha ha ha last time i seen her was when i was in my early twenties,,hey does your oldest sibling still treat you like your a kid ,mine does ,and i dont have time for that crap ha ha ha ha --me n cecilky are the metal heads and were the black sheep,,how about you ,are you the ODD one in the family tree

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it was just a memory tucked away. i do have my Mama's and the Papa's CD tho lol. and every now and then i pop it in to get some loud belly singing out of my system. Floyd I listen to more often, but the M&P's are a rarity, not a common factor in my life...lol. but you're from a family of six, and the youngest... (by gumm!)...i am too. we younger ones must unite in our rebellion against the mob...the mob may rule in many places and amongst themselves...but they will never ... and i mean never ... rule in our space! heh!!! my daughter has that one down to a "t." :o)

btw? do you talk with your family? i don't. i moved across the country away from them some 30 years ago next year. it's very very very (like one sister 3 times in 30 years, the others maybe 2?) rare, but when i see them i think to myself "they are sooooooooo much like my mother." after the nausea settles, i think to myself, "and that is not a good thing...thank GOD i live out here!"

i can remember walking down the street singing fight fire with fire metallica and metalstorm face the slayer by slayer,,you be more at home with my older sisters as i am the youngest of six,i have four sisters and one brother,,the older sister loves that music ,,

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we used to walk down the road in Coggshall park near where we lived, my sisters and one brother (the younger of the two), arms linked, singing the Monkee's song and harmonies like the Mama's and the Papa's California Dreamin or Roy Orbisons Pretty Woman. what an odd family lol. It's one of the fond memories I have of before all went to s*** with my sisters and mom, and then with the rest of us.

ha ha ha ha ha thats funny blades but i dont rent myself out,at this stage i just annoy my family,,and its rubbing off ,my oldest has started doing it ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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http://www.metalofoz.com/

lol. you crack me up gimp. i could use you doing that once in awhile to my son. he can be quite the pain in the @rse sometimes. that would set him straight.

Percy Sledge, Sister Sledge, Louis Armstrong, james brown, etc

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yes i would,,my head has been televaded for years ,,but i'd prefer to visit them in person ,,not violently ,just pop out of a door way and start reciting adds ,but foollow them around continually reciting telecrap,,, i sometimes go into a (i dunno)a trance like state sitting in the loungeroom rambling ads,and mrs gimp says are you talking to me,and my reply is ,nah im releiving the pressure in my head again ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha its got to go somewhere ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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http://www.metalofoz.com/