im coping well andy,,and your home land had mad cow disease so how are you coping

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

So how are your coping!? hahahahahahahahaha

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yeah mate but we havent had a anthrax issue for many years,,same as foot rot,,but the horse flu happened again last year ,but all is well now

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

I was once told that ANTHRAX came from sheep, and we all know there are plenty of sheep on Australia! hahahahahahahaha

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it still freaks me why they have clamidia,and how did they first get it

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

Innocent? hahahahaha! Yeah, so are those koalas. That's why they have chlamydia. hahahaha!

thats right andy were all innocent creatures of the ozzsite,,ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha were onto you mate,, but its ok we'll still talk to you,,

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I am Innocent of these matters that you folk keep telling me!

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ha ha ha ha ha but andy your a very informative guy ha ha ha ha ha

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I only know what you guys tell me!

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HEY HOW DID I BECOME THE CAT BUMMER--- and ozzaholic after calling me that when i get to your door im bringing the big guns---KOALAS--your in trouble now ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and i might get 82 to come with me and his pigbeast can fly ha ha ha ha ha
and 82 i dont mind being called the chook chaser but ima little hesitant to be the cat bummer,,,ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i thought that would be andy's job as he loves cats and vaso ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
and andy ,82 is right ,,you know a bit too much on the vaso front

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

Oh and Yay Faulty towers!!!l!!!! I wuv John Clease Best guy ever for acting angry

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If I had something funny to say I would put it here but I don't so sod off.

I don't know. Gimp are you really the cat bumming aftermath of many generations of brotherly sisterly love (aka incest). God I hope not. Last thing I want is that creature dressed as a gimp showing up at my house offering pig beasts and drinking all my booze lol

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If I had something funny to say I would put it here but I don't so sod off.

You started it, as I did not invade ........ Poland! (See Faulty Towers)

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Yeah, I bet you do g - intimately! Ozzaholic, are you sure they actually call this guy with the cats Phil, and not "gimp?" And Andy, you kind of sound like you've "been there, done that." A little too sharp on the details. I guess we know now what you're really doing, while you're neglecting the ozznoids. So your preference is Vaseline, then?

yeah 82 were all curios mate ha ha ha ha FESS UP NOW
and im scared to ask how the english got in you ha ha ha ha ha and now im wondering did you want some aussie in ya as well ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i know people who could help you in that endeavor

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You know there is this guy who lives in my town we call Phil the cat bummer. He Really does bum cats. He's been caught. We didn't really know if it was all rummer or not so when my mate walked passed him she looked in his shopping bag and there was nothing but cat food and Vaseline. EEEEWWW There's a nice use for Vaseline for ya. All this talk about Vaseline reminded me of that. I reeeeeeeeally wanna know what you were thinking 82. I'm curious now.

YEP a true Red Blooded Brit here!

I can see the flies flying in your head between your ears!

Neglect my Oznoid friends, Not a chance, BUT there are times that I have to do other stuff!

I take it that you prefer Cooking Oil to vasaline then!

Is it true that you went to the Chemist/Drug Store/Pharmasist (call it what you will) and asked the guy behind the counter for vasaline.

He replied was it for sores

And you said NO it was for CHAP'S hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Sorry, g. I do have some Brit blood in me somewhere. Thankfully suppressed, but still there.

c/mon 82 ,,dont do the english thing and leave me unposted,,,spill it ,,i got a good guess whats going thru your mind , but mate you have to clarify your drunken mind,,as i could be way off,,

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hahahahahahahahahaha! :-D hahahahahahahahaha! Believe me, what's going through my mind right now can NOT be posted - even here. hahahahahahaha!

And to answer your question - YES, I have been drinking!

yes well the crissy deliveries are comin ozzaholic,,just make sure my vodka (any alcohol) is on the window sill,,and remember 82 is lying to you,,i wont be the one skulkin around your bushes,,i'll drop n leave,,he tells all newbs that,,he will be the one sneakin about your bushes peering thru your window,,waiting for his moment ,,and he has a suit of bubble wrapp on carrying a bottle of vegie oil,,so youve now been warned,,its not me its 82

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

That sounds easy. Vodka’s awful. If it was Bourbon or beer we may have a problem as it doesn’t last long around me even if there is a gimp at my door offering me presents lol. I’m going to be so miffed if you’re lying to me 82 lol. I’ll be outside your door wielding a pig beast and chook.

I have to start building a stable now and wait for my gifts to arrive

Sure there's free gifts, ozzaholic. Everyone gets a pigbeast and a chook for joining, and after 1,000 posts you get your choice of a porcupine or a koala with chlamydia. Gimp should personally be delivering your first round of freebies in the next 2 weeks. Now you need to understand that after he delivers these dividends he tends to hang around for a while, skulking in the bushes and watching through your windows. But leave a glass of vodka on the window sill every so often and everything will be fine.

hmmm i seen that before but the name eludes me---is it mineral ,vegetable or animal,,i know what it is ,,its a porcipine ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Yay I feel so accepted. Do ozznoids get free gifts? I wuv free s***! lol. Holy Crap!!! What is that slimmy stuff called that goes hard when you punch it or stand on it! THATS STUFF IS THE AWESOME!!!!

nah asylum its too silly,,but i do remember as a kid have a bucket of slime,,that was cool

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Silly Putty is so much better!

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Unknown: If I am executed, God will give you blood to drink!

yeah go the playdough,,or as ive been told to wrapp myself in just dough and get mrs gimp to break me free,,,cool banananas

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Andy, I can appreciate your situation. And I think your coping method is spot on. But they tell me that its's also therapeutic to work a bit of Playdough.

Guy's I have just come back from the pub and Sunday lunch, and I am starting to heave at the very thought of your preoccupations. I guess I will have to drink some Fench Lager Bier to calm me down, and prevent me puking up! AT least it will numb my brain!

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nah they''l be back one day ,,and converted to sheep ha ha ha ha ha ha i should of asked

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I was beginning to think those guys had converted to sheep and were lost.

yeah mate will let you know,,but i think it'll be a bit crusty ha ha ha ha ha ha in one way or another,,and i like the way ozzaholic thinks too ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha definatly ozznoid material LOL ,and she'll fit right in,,just so long as she hassle you as well---
and on another note 82 ,,i just quickly chatted to lennon38,and he's doing fine and so is wildchild,,i said he should drop in here as both those guys are missed and needed to keep you in line ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Ozzaholic, I like the way you think - definitely OZZNOID! G, let me know how the playdough things works out.

oh s h i t im busted ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha so your telling me that i should cover myself with dough and let mrs gimp break me out,,,hmmmm interesting concept ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
and seriously its the australian heat ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Ever tried making a gimp salt out of playdough? better yet use salt dough so it'll go hard and people will have to shatter it for you and they'll find you in there with no pants on!!! Australia heat my ass you just do it for easy access!!

just a little concerned,,ha ha ha ha hey 82 if you were outside my window without pants ,,i'd come out ,give you some pants ,invite you in ,and have a drink,,then when intoxication sets in ,get someone to drive us to the airport and find that party were there is bubble wrap vegie oil and a sqirrel suit and andy with high heels,,ha ha ha ha ha ha
p.s. hey guys i do sit at the computer with boxers on and no pants because this australian heat is fukin hot,and i do what i can to keep me cool

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

hahaha! The pigbeast is NOT pregnant! I'm not concerned with you sitting at the computer without pants, but it does bother me a little that you were in the bushes outside my window - by yourself - without pants! hahaha!

ok guys now that its come out that i sit at the computer with no pants on ha ha ha ha ha ha please whatever rocks my boat hey ha ha ha ha ha ha and LD stop it ,your giving me pictures of a mad german lady running thru toy's are us ,yelling out watch out gimp has no pants on LOL ha ha ha ha ha ha and c'mon 82 youve wandered around with no pants on before ,,i seen you thru the window ,and what a horrifying sight that was to behold,,and whats with the pigbeats tied up on your lounge room floor doin,,just remember the laws of florida ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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By the way, I remember both Playdough which smealt , and good olde Salt Dough

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A local shop has the small figurines of the Ozbournes, I think they are about £1 each. They are Ozzy, Sharron, Kelly and Jack!

I bet the Gimp had a WHERES THE ACTION MAN DOLL, when he was younger! hahahahahahahahahahaha. I bet it had moving hands, eyes, and arms, and legs, etc!

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hahahaha got it 82. will laugh on that the whole night hahahahaha
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would buy a ozzy figurine with no pants though.
and no 82. I dont mean I'm running throuh a toy shop with no pants

OMG! Why would you bet your Ozzy doll that she'd buy your pants? And furthermore, why aren't you wearing your pants? LD, beware of the gimp if he's not wearing any pants! Man, I'm going to go have a cold beer soap and shot of veggie oil and try to figure this all out.

what about another ozzy figurine,,i bet my pants you'd buy that

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nope
need money for a new laptop. that'll be a great toy

hey LD i bet if you had the chance in a toy shop you'd cut loose and buy a toy ,

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playing is in the male genes. Enjoy yourself guys

i bet he has cool toys,,and does the dad play with his toys as well

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