You would be flattered, Ozzy !!
Hello Ozzy ! Hey, listen...we are driving up to see you in Reno on Sunday. We will be in row 14, seats 5 & 6. My boyfriend, David, has 2 very cool tattoo's of you on him. I mean they are AWESOME !! Contest winners !!
He's a BIG fan of yours and has seen you MANY times. We will be at your show this Sunday....and it is David's Birthday ! :) Please see what you can do.... I would love for you two to meet !
You've GOT to see these tattoo's !!! Looking forward to Sunday ~