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December 21, 2012
What will happen? Here's some examples:
The Sun will fart on us
In/Decrease in the Sun's power output
Inflation and taxes will destroy civilization
Hypercane (Huge Hurricane; could cover all of North America)
Big Rip/Big Crunch
Severe climate change
No oil, no alternatives...
Nuclear, chemical, or biological warfare
Hell Hounds will come and rip us to shreds alive!
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y0AoWzyxJM) Already happened, but... whatever! lol
Technology will take on a mind of it's own...
Barack Osama/Obama bin Laden
Mass suicide will trigger a huge amount of chain reactions of suicides
My mom will fart, causing an earthquake that will destroy the Earth!
My mom will fart, causing noxious gases to go into the stratosphere, killing us all instantly, and blocking out the Sun, therefore pushing Earth into another ice age!
Nothing: We will be eaten alive by our own fears (and then the Mayans can all come and laugh at us!)
<strong>OR:</strong> The beginning of a New Age or global "conciousness shift," where we will <em><strong>ALL</strong></em> realize how foolish are actions have been, and will work to form a better and more peaceful world where "one could walk safely through the land with gold on their head." Sounds kinda hippyish, but it's true! It could happen!