The,

Thing with The Bat was an Accident. He Liked to Have Custard Pie Fights onStage Involving Meat. He Thought The Dead Bat was a Rubber Halloween Thingy & He Bit Into It. It's not Funny That He Nearly Contracted Rabies From It....

I don't think Any of This Is Funny, so I'm not Going to Say AnyThing More....

Sincerely,

Dave