Tuesday, January 20, 2009 - 09:57
Dear Mr. Osbourne,
I have long admired your work, and in particular your albums “Blizzard of Ozz” and “Ozzmosis” which just blew me away on so many levels, like your honest lyrics and unique voice.
I’m no one in particular, just a Benrikian from Benrikland. I’d send you a copy of This Diary Will Change Your Life 2009 but I honestly don’t think you’ll get it or use it and that’d be a waste of my money and time as well as yours. So rather simply go to www.benrik.co.uk – it’ll change your life!
It’s none of my business really, but I’ve noticed that the press always gives you a hard time. It sounds like you could use a radical life-change. Buy a Benrik diary and follow the instructions every week and you’ll get much more positive publicity let me assure you! Anyway I don’t want to bother you any longer, as I have my own problems such as terrible tiredness at work and loose stitching on my shirt.
I urge you to visit www.benrik.co.uk and join us for your own sake. Good luck.
Gabriel Black
p.s. Call me on +27(0)82 689 6668 if you need to discuss.