http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVCu6-hmkI0

Remember those random chain mail whatyamajiggers I posted as replies to totally random topics? Yep. I got them from YouTube.

Oh yeah, btw,
Hi, my name is Jessica! :) I'm Asylum's little sister. I have long black hair, blue eyes, huge boobs, a pretty face, and a great body. I have been described by my ex-boyfriends as an awesome kisser and awesome in bed. Now that you have read this, if you are a boy, you must have NONSTOP sex with your closest living female relative. If you are a girl, you must have NONSTOP sex with your closest living male relative. The sex must last at least 5 hours. If you don't do it, or if your sex lasts less than 5 hours NONSTOP, you will be raped by zombie Michael Jackson. If you do, I will do a LOT of FUN things with you if you're a boy! If you're a girl, then Asylum will do LOTS of FUN things with you! You'd REALLY like it trust me! Asylum has been described by his ex-girlfriends as an awesome kisser and awesome in bed, too! If you have NONSTOP sex ALL DAY LONG, then I will do those fun things with you WHENEVER, WHEREVER, HOWEVER, and FOR AS LONG AS YOU WANT if you're a boy! If you're a girl, then I'll help you get the HOTTEST boy you know in bed with you! AND he'll give you his PHONE NUMBER!!!!! Hurry! My vagina can't wait! Neither can Asylum!
You will LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRUST US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S.: If you're a boy and you don't want to have sex with me, then I'll help you get the HOTTEST girl you know in bed with you! AND she'll give you her PHONE NUMBER!!!!!

-Jessica :)
XOXOXO