OMG He's making a NEW album? I'd better start saving up to get it before the rest of them do!!! Ozzy, DON'T STOP MAKING ALBUMS, PLEASE! YOU'RE MY ONLY GOD!!

-- Ozzy is my lifeline. If he dies (which he NEVER WILL), may God take pity on him and send him back to Earth. What people don't know is that he's a vampire like me, right? Get your daily dose of the King of Rock 'n' Roll at Ozzy.com! (NOT ELVIS you idjits!!