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2012

December 21, 2012
What will happen? Here's some examples:

The Sun will fart on us
In/Decrease in the Sun's power output
Inflation and taxes will destroy civilization
Global Warming
Giant comet
Global pandemic
War
Famine
Pestilence
Death
Judgement Day
Hypercane (Huge Hurricane; could cover all of North America)
Big Rip/Big Crunch
Severe climate change
No oil, no alternatives...
Nuclear, chemical, or biological warfare
Black hole
Hell Hounds will come and rip us to shreds alive!
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y0AoWzyxJM) Already happened, but... whatever! lol
Technology will take on a mind of it's own...
Barack Osama/Obama bin Laden
Mass suicide will trigger a huge amount of chain reactions of suicides
My mom will fart, causing an earthquake that will destroy the Earth!
My mom will fart, causing noxious gases to go into the stratosphere, killing us all instantly, and blocking out the Sun, therefore pushing Earth into another ice age!
Nothing: We will be eaten alive by our own fears (and then the Mayans can all come and laugh at us!)
<strong>OR:</strong> The beginning of a New Age or global "conciousness shift," where we will <em><strong>ALL</strong></em> realize how foolish are actions have been, and will work to form a better and more peaceful world where "one could walk safely through the land with gold on their head." Sounds kinda hippyish, but it's true! It could happen!

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okay, where's the f#cking box of Kleenex...

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pass me one of those tissues will you dear?

yes i would like my family close as well,,couldnt imagine full armegeddon without them being near,,i know i couldnt help then but to be there with them is all i'd want,,

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

true Noay ... i like the imagery, "big hug everyone..." then sizzle. i'd just want my children in my arms...if anything that drastic was coming, and we had warning and choice.

What about nothing, just humanity will go further in a higher level :) New world, no Apocalypse or Judgement day (well it would be nice to know if there IS a hell or heaven, buts thats just warmaking)..
If i could choose, i'd rather choose the sun will fart at us :P, like we'll get like such a cool effect at that movie knowing, we all ive eachother a hug and then BOOOOM, the earth is on fire, nice movie..
We realy screwed up i guess.. Everybody is liek WHOA Apocalypse, but we are in the middle of an apocalypse, screwed up earth O.O

with those two i cant hardly imagine what there offspring would look like
http://die4hanstedts.de/Bilder/The_Offspring,_Band.jpg
god forbid ,,maybe this
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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Very funny man, that was really good. I say economy will get so f***ED UP that the wars will continue and everyone will starve to death except for the extremely rich. so basicly the only two people on earth will be Bill Gates and Oprah Winfrey. hahahahahaha

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Shelby Hightower

"It's alright it's OK, none of them people gonna take it away. Cause thay don't know like I know and I cant stop coause itdrives them crazy It drives them crazy. Cause I won't be cool. Its too late baby. Its the same old desire, nothin

I will play my guitar or i will play my girlfriend ah ah ah ah

hmmmmm so what things will i play with ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

For me it will happen nothing, i will play guitar you will play your things and all will live happy

ive done enuf commun ity service in my life ,so sorry im not trawling for more ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Trawl the site for my Community Service Topic, to to put your point over! As the advert goes " Every little helps"

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Number 1

yeah im up to those convo's with my 16 year old boy

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Right. My son was twenty when his first two were conceived, by two different girls. One who is his wife now, all and good...they now have 2 together. Still. For all the straight talk starting WAY back when he first said "p-enis" and giggled, you'd a thought he'd have it down pat from mom's talks - WEAR A FRIGGING CONDOM. There's not just babies out there - there's disease. Now it's child support for my oldest grandson, and being sad knowing the boy's not with his dad like he should be. Because of jealousy between my daughter-in-law towards this other girl and even towards my grandson. My son is a wonderful guy, but he won't challenge her immaturity. Hope he figures things out soon. He does flood his brother with his "wisdom" and hindsight (heh heh). Sends him video's that are serious but hilarious about sex and condoms and disease and pregnancy. (LOL). This son says "Mom, you don't have to say ANYTHING." Always reclines like the urge to sleep hits him square between the eyes suddenly and completely. But if you look closely you can see his ears perk, tuning in to listen when I ignore his advice (of course) and casually talk about sex, pleasure, discovery - pregnancy and disease - and life lessons - like I'm talking out loud to myself. Of course he never leaves the room! BWA HAHAHA. The fri-gging joys of parenthood!

I'll be suffering the terrible december trafic,

it'll be right,,im not up to the grandkid part yet,well my 16 year old boy says im not ha ha ha ha ha ha nah i trust him ,, but when that time comes for me ,it should be the grandest part of my life,,, oh well blades enjoy it,,as i know everyone does

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

i hope you're right. i know my gerrrrrrrrandbabies (there's 3 boys as of now) are the cutest thing the great one all around us could have ever blessed my son and his wife and me and my other children with. they are a-d-o-r-a-b-l-e. and show everyone that the tides come in and they go, the sun rises and it sets. the passage of life from I to they. you know? it's a good and necessary part of life. it should be experienced. i don't want to be in pain either. and i don't want a lingering wasting thing to take me. but, when the time comes, i may want every breath in my lungs so these eyes can look just one last time at the loves of my life before i cross to the other side. so, while i hear other things discussed, i've also seen people terminally ill live and love till that last breath, and they've died with honor. it's not always the way Sharons dad died - with a decaying mind. and, who's to say if there is some memory loss but some recognition that those instances precious beyond imagining would be circumvented from being experienced not just by her or Ozzy but by their children.

hey blades yes i know what she meant ,,but if i was very very ill ,,i wouldnt want to be hanging on in pain and suffering,,i was just saying,,,anyway if thats what they both want,to not grow old together and end it,,than oh well ,,you have to consider there ideas,,,i think the free will of any people should be heard,,they will reconsider though ,,they as any older person when getting to the older time in life still have a voice and can still be active in society ,,and heres the big one ,they would want to see there grandkids as most older people would,,, i say it wont happen yet

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

what Sharon said as i recall had nothing to do with a state of illness, but just a resolution to go out together in that year. i find that unsettling. and i thought it was dysfunctional.

i mean, it sucks getting old. yea, sure. it really does. but it's all part of the natural order of things.

if he wants euthanasia,,he should have the right to choose,,if he is sick enuf though,,if i was deathly ill and in great pain,i should have the right to choose for myself and i should have the right to put this in my will,,i should have rights,,,let no man or woman tell me what is best for me,,,if ozzy was in great pain and suffering i would pull his plug for him ,,with great tears and sorrow though,,but i would do it,,, i think doing this if its in someones will and they are suffering ,,your actions might seem like murder but its compassion and caring,,,,

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

That's the year that Sharon said in her book that she and Ozzy were going to end it together :o( I hope to HELL that they don't. I cannot imagine my world without Ozzy in it. He's a legend, a phenomenal man. Why not let the world see him live his life out fully!

Pyramid Texts, and the Ancient Mayan Prophesies, Both come up with 2012! So far they have got it right!

The earth has suffered 4-5 cycles of fire and ice, and then there was no gas guzzelers! S O D the alarmist Global warming BULL!

The global warming bull does NOT take the following into consideration:

Plate Tectonics (Under water currents, Mountain formation)
Vulcanos spewing their sulphourous, etc load into the atmosphere)
Cleaning up the oceans/sky - Sad I know, but as we take out the dust in the upper atmosphere then the sun comes straight through and NOT reflected off into space!
Asteroid impact
The earth goes through Precession where the earth wobbles on its axis every 29000 odd years
The earths orbit varies around the sun!
and so on!

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Number 1

did you know that methane might kill us on the planet ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Sounds like my mom!

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<strong>Serj Tankian:</strong> <em>Four thousand hungry children leave us per hour from starvation,
While billions are spent on bombs, creating death showers!</em>

theres a couple i like the hell hounds ha ha ha oh and my mums fart could rip open the planet ha ha ha ha ,,and my son always sneaks up on me and farts ha ha ha ha i call him the sideler or the creeping jesus,,either way his has plutonium charged gases that emit a mind altering split second dust cloud that will engulf and kill fury animals and little people

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/