A band for Andy, Ozzien, and the Gimp

Check this out:

pluh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut8TtblR5gM
the beer song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-jOEAufDQ4
the dumb song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOmasp9hr4Q

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If I'd have known that you along with the Gimp could have had some enjoyment! It is sad to say but I have is it 9 or 10 of their CD's plus the Anthology

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Number 1

hey blades dont admitt nothing to andy he'll use it against you ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

ya, they are cool Andy, I have to admit.

Oooogle "The Macc Lads" and That could be our band!

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Number 1

i thank you for that positive post regarding my art n stuff,,around my town people hassle me ,,because im a pack rat or scrounge,,hey but if its free and its metal i'll have it--and at the art group they hassle me because when i draw or whatever they say another skull there gimp,,and i have a art show coming up and im allowed three items to place in so ive paned out to the crouds and done two pictures and a sculpture ,,the sculture is a life size person made from horse shoes and a dragon ,titled st george and the dragon,,its for sale for 3000$ and ill let ya know if it sells

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

those are mildly affectionate slights if you want to know. mildly now gimp, don't get yourself all in a tizzy. and your artwork is very cool, so you just have to go with it, and see where it takes you. i think your sculptures are bad@ss. big time. it takes a magician to take crap and make something symbolic and useful imagination/imagery wise. people pay big bucks for that stuff too.

yeah i know you werent referring to me now,,but the world owing ,,was me about 20 years ago when i was actually working,,you know in 95 when they put me on this pension i thought,,yippy never have to work again ,but after about a year i thort s*** what am i gonna do,,i know now but it took a while to get my s*** together,,and ding dong you just keep coming up with differnt ways of describing me ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

there are people here who don't have a reason to be on the dole gimp, they just think the world owes them this. it makes it bad for everyone all around. wasn't referring to you anyways...ya ding-dong.

im on a dissability pension for ever,never to work again ,thats fine by me ,but anyway my life is filled with art ,and when i can make a crust out of it i will fuk the pension off --till then i'll sponge ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

well here they get out of bed, and live taken care of period. i could say quite alot on the subject but for the sake of remaining politically correct and in deference to Ozzy, i won't. let's just say i was on state aid when earning my degree, but now i work productively. i know what happens, the manipulations, and it should just not be there but for those with disability, age, or for temporary passage to a better earning job. our system here, it's not fair or ethical. it lacks honor and integrity, and erodes the possibilities that could be stimulated instead, creating apathy on the part of the taker and giver.

hey well i was on the dole untill they decided i wasnt fit for work --so now im a pensioner,,geez im glad that last post blades wasnt pointed at me
yes some people take it for granted,and they shouldnt ,,over here there is a scheme called work for the dole,,were they go out and do mainly enviromental work around the place ,,eg--like plant tree's pick up garbage and just have to work so many hours a week to get this entitlement

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

right...it's called a sense of entitlement. lazy @sses. if you get something for nothing, you take it for granted and act as if it's owed to you.

arh you'll be right in that neck off the woods,,keep your eyes peeled,,i didnt think america had the dole,,here in australia we have it but so many people that get on the dole dont bother getting off it and yes our government does the same,,taxes can be very taxing,,fuk em and there taxes ha haq ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

they creep me out. i love the rural life in some ways, but in others i hate it. i would like to move to a more developed city - or coastal above San Francisco on up. it's beautiful country there. it just has a crappy economy, they tax your a$$ off in CA - supporting 6 newcomers on the dole with your paycheck. $1 for you, $20 for the 6. DAMN!

wow double wow ,,yep you seem to have a prob with them,,hmmm but what a beautiful looking animal,,,,im in awe of them ,,would hate to meet one in a dark alley ,no anywhere really

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

here's an article about one down in the valley below me. up here we don't get articles in the paper. people here shoot them if they go after livestock because they become a threat to humans (and kids). http://www.explorernews.com/articles/2009/07/01/news/doc4a4aa24735225505393131.txt

i'd be ok in those parts ,,but i would be scared for the kids ,,geez a mountain lion ,,see in australia there are no animals like that oh except the ones that have escaped a zoo here n there
http://aca.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=256443
but these are rare sightings---- many years ago i lived in a cave in the blue mountains and if i'd known that maybe a panther was on the loose i would of found other accomadation,,im not scared of these creatures but im not stupid either ha ha ha ha
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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

errrgh. that'd come in handy here-abye. although it's not how i'd prefer it, but with little other option we've atomically relocated them...since it's against the law to do anything else but relocate them 'round these parts. dumbest thing i've ever heard. fu$kers come right back to where you are, or go where someone else and their children are. and Mohave's are lethal. even regular rattlers are nothing to play around with~we're like an hour from a hospital! NOT something i'm taking ANY chances on with my kids. and it's not like they are facing extinction, you know? but with the horses free grazing, there's not been that issue for years!

and it's not like the cats are here noticeably, gimp. they are stealthy for the most part. my daughters teacher lived in a guest home out on the way to a lake down the road a piece. there's scrub oak abundant there. where i'm at there's open prairie...but if you look closely at the sand where the well is dug, every now and then there's a paw print toooooo big to be a domestic cat, and certainly NOT a dog print. they lurk. i'm sure when my dogs bark like freak-a-zoids on occasion, that's when he or she is moving around on the hunt.

i was riding Talisman once and he spooked BIG TIME...didn't want to go down the road, but obeyed me when i kept leading him forward. we turned onto the main dirt road and even my hair began standing up for some reason...i saw deer, and figured to myself "where there is deer, there is a predator oftentimes..." so i turned him around, said "okay boy," gave him reign, and DAMN did that boy FLY! with me having the willies at what was behind us! :o) it was kinda unplanned fun, he made it about 1/4 mile in about 10 seconds!! LOL. i'm amazed at these old grannie thighs, damn~! i hung on for dear life (snicker).

there's a horse breeder next to me, and they have other animals too. they said a goat on a chain was taken a couple years back, the sheriff actually came by talking about it to let us know to be careful. my question was - what the hell was a goat doing on a chain? seriously. they and another neighbor raise cows...'cept not this year, the market price on everything was so high they didn't raise cattle this year.

i dont know how i'd be in your neck off the woods with a mountain lion lurking about,,we have snakes and im the local snake catcher,my neighbour rung me two days ago ,she had a 5' brown snake at her place and she has two twin 5 year old boys,so i went there and by the time i got there the snake had gone under her house, it was a wait n see type of sitch,after a hour i came home ,but i insisted she kept the boys inside for 24 hours and to keep a eye on the outside and ring me if it reappears ,,im still waiting,,if its under her house still its eating rats n mice and when its had its fill it'll come out,,so we'll see what happens ,,a few of the towns folk know i can handle snakes and they will call me if they have a snake issue,,i absolutely love catching snakes and lizards and goannas,,and no i dont have a death wish,,ive been doing this since i was very young and havent been biiten yet,, im teaching my daughter how to catch and release reptiles,, she has a definite flare for creatures great n small,,

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

it's just au naturelle. the circle of life, unobstructed by civilization. which means people aren't dumb@sses like in the cities...ya can't be. my daughters teacher told me about a mountain lion that was lurking around for a couple of weeks, till one day she went out to get to her car and as soon as she stepped outside her hair stood up. above her, in a tree, was the cat. talk about not needing coffee to make the bowels move. stories like that are not unusual. you just have to be vigilant. life can be a wee bit more harsh if you aren't paying attention. in general, it's very lovely and serene. nothing in my yard is planted within 50' that any animal can lurk in. snakes though, particularly Mohave', they come up right on your door stoop. and kids DO NOT HAVE A CLUE how lethal they are, no matter how many conversations you have ahead of time. it's a one day at a time kind of thing...EDUCATION=PRESERVATION!!! over time, they get the picture. but it takes incidents that fortunately are teaching experiences first (thank God) to raise that awareness.

it sounds like you have a serial chook killer ha ha ha ha in your parts

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

the issue is that they get in no matter what, and what they don't get into the mountain lion and bobcat might, and what THEY don't get into the cats will, and what...in any case...people that raise chickens here double fence, and sink it underground a bit...i've seen people with really Fort Knox type things and STILL something gets in and kills them. we're pretty rural, so there's lots of rabbits, deer, antelope, and therefore alot of hunter/scavengers lurking around. the kids don't walk around much beyond short distances in these parts. it's not safe. i do have horses, which free roam, and that tends to keep the predators at a minimum, but not altogether.

yeah we have foxes over here i have to watch out for,,but my chickenopolis is fox proof ,oh and we have wedge tailed eagles as well and hawks,so my chook yard is proofed from these,,its easy to do,or you could have a protable chook run made to order
http://web.me.com/earthsake/unclejoesmobilechookruns/home.html
you could get a local guy to make one like this

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

well that is a relief then... :-) it's something you and Ozzy don't have in common then. and, i think some of the breeds of chickens are really pretty, unusual, and if it weren't for coyotes and my dogs and my cats? i'd have some too. for me, it would have to be set up like a penitentiary for things NOT to kill them. which isn't even a guarantee they wouldn't get in anyways!

im not admitting that chooks are my fetish,,there a hobby and a pastime ,to get me away from my art table,wich consumes my waking moment,

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

well...unless that is an admission to it being a fetish (the chooks)? in which case...ahem...well, then, what can one say to this?

and ozzien, i was crazy till i just knew my first son was in me, then it all changed dramatically. i don't think chemicals of any kind and children mix, not when they are inside, or outside. some of the worst memories i have as a kid were from being around drunks and addicts. in fact, some of the worst memories i have as a young women were too. shudders. keeping a good balance with concerts, a few drinks on rare occasion, and daily doses of music along with work to pay the bills, that for now is enough for me. movies really help break the doldrums. and travel from time to time whets the wanderlust. time is like sand, slipping through the fingers though, you know?

well blades i mean fetish not hobby,,and vampirisms is yes a fetish,,BINGO we got a fetish right here--
and i hobby my chooks all over the place ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha nah seriously i breed chooks all different types ,,like sea brights, plymouth rock, chinese silky , the hamburg and i have some mungrel chooks as well
and 82 your talking about my teenage years and twentys,,i loved that kind of women ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha they were all good D-G's for me,oh and the consumption of illegal substances,well im still having flash backs--and thats right kids ,drugs are bad

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

hahahahahaha! Blades must have seen you last Saturday night, g! Never know who's watching from the bushes, huh?

Hey, I was a typical teenager and twenty-something. You know - alcohol, drugs, the wrong kind of women (mainly because I kept running the good ones off with my other habits), and some occasional property damage. This time around I think I'll skip the drugs.

raising chickens is not a fetish gimp. it's a hobby or past-time maybe, but a fetish would be if you find yourself saying "hey, hey, hey, wiggle that feathered butt over here pretty lady." and getting all flushed when the chicken approaches.

as for me..i have no time to have one. i basically am always on the go. busy, busy, busy. i prefer dead flowers to live ones though. and wearing goth sometimes even though i'm a straightnosed business professional. those are quirks, not a fetish tho. ummm...let's see, a fetish would be something like enjoying soft bites on your jugular cuz it feels like a vampire's bite....that's one, yes? or do you mean hobby?

what less honourable things are we talking of 82,,c'mon you got me in with that post,dont be a andy and not tell us anymore,,ha ha ha ha ha ha you can even double entendre me if ya want,, i can read inbetween the lines ha ha ha ha ah a

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

And here I thought that you just choked them, now you admit to breeding with them. Gimpy chooks! Well, I guess if the koalas have chlamydia you want to stay away from them.

Yeah, did a lot of less than honorable things back in my younger days, too. And it's time to start doing them again.

yeah cool,its good to make amends ,ok then blades ,what would be your fetish if you wanted one,oh and everybody hasslin me over chooks ,thats because i breed the buggers and nothing else--and if i had to own a fetish ,it would be being a gimp ha ha ha ha ha ha ha but you would of kinda knew that anyway

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

nah, i just have a bunch of boring and ordinary things in the closet. i wish i could say i had something winsome, extra-ordinaire...but, no. now in my younger years, sure, there was much in my closet. but gimp? in my recovery, i made amends for those things and moved on.
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get ova it.

no i dont have alzeimers ,just a bit of ol timers is setting in ha ha ha ha and c'mon theres gotta be somethin in ya closet that you dont want us to know,show us your freakfest

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

dust and ashes, ghosts, spiders, rats, and a few skeletons gimp. that's what's in my closet. but hey. do you have Alzheimers? you already knew 95% of that.
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Leaving, I hate to see you cry
Grieving, I hate to say goodbye
Dust and ash forever, yeah
Though I know we must be parted
As sure as stars are in the sky
I'm gonna see you when it comes to glory
And I'll see you, I'll see you on the other side
Yes I'll see you, I'll see you on the other side
Never thought I'd feel like this
Strange to be alone, yeah
But we'll be together
Carved in stone, carved in stone, carved in stone
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The spiders dancing on the wall
Suicide of love we could have had it all
And it is you
You are the ghost behind my eyes
I can't see through you

i heard the same thing about that bruce guy
and i thought adding the fur would tickle your fancy ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

hahahahaha! Fur! hahahaha! Oh, never mind!

Hey, I heard a "fellow" named Bruce borrows those high heels on occasion.

ha ha ha ha ha back too the koala's ha ha ha ha ha i dont have any as pets,,and 82 if i was too open my closet it would have in it the same as you ,,a lot of empty bottles ,bubble wrapp , vegie oil,left over fur,,and a nipple whip ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
so blades whats in your closet,c'mon we want to know,and we wont tell any one
and im thinking andy;s closet has high heels ,fish net stockings and asundries of the like

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

There are a few things around here that I don't need to be "pervy" to. I try to stay out of gimp's and Andy's closets. Too crowded. And my pig beasts are clean compared to gimp's chlamydia-ridden koalas.

oh dont worry ask 82 about the pig beasts ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and there are no closets at his house either,,trust me me n him have been hassling andy for ages ha ha ha ha ha ,,every body here has some strange animal problem ha ha ha ha ask LD about her squirrel attraction ha ha ha ha ha ..i have a personal dosier in my mind of all the ozznoid freakfesting goin on ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha we are a bunch of full on lunes ,,so blades the question now is --whats in your closet ,,c'mon i wont tell anyone ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

well i didn't want to leave Ozzien out, making him feel all lonely and all. but he's not privy that i know of to our other post where coming out of the closet for you guys was discussed, along with your animal fetish gimp. i don't want to throw too much at him at one time ~*

O K ,with that statement blades you say its gay and me n andy would like them ha ha ha ha,,but your thread includes 82 as well ,,c'mon dont leave him out ha ha ha ha ha ha
i found them a while ago while surfing bits n pieces,and yes i liked the beer song and the others have merit,for breaking ground as some sort of sub freak genre of metal hard core and or punk
plus blades your kids have great taste
and yes andy i got pictures in my mind too,from your double entendre-ing,,dont worry im a sik unit and didnt need to flee to catch the porcelin bus ,,i just got over it ha ha ha ha maybe ha ha ha ha ha well

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

ummm. Andy, you just created an image of some fat old heavy breathing dude dirty with sweat being a perv. with your post. yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkk! ya fair had me running for the toilet.

in any case gimp, my son showed me them years ago, i just thought of you when my kids and i were watching videos' i've saved to the hard drive on Real Player so i thought i'd send them along. they are gay, so i thought you and Andy would like them.

leave the organ alone andy ha ha ha ha you double entendre you ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

I have an olde organ that I sometimes play! hahahahahahahahahaha

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Number 1

yeah sorry your oldest was a tad slow..but i still watched it again ,thank him for that,,there always good for a cackle

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

:0) my oldest found them on Myspace, and told mom about them.
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i see the spam-mobile was in Offtopic too. f***!

yeah i know these guys ,,very cool bananas
ha bha ha ha ha ha bha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

hahahaha! OMG, I didn't know that gimp played the drums. That's great. These guys must be the sons of Green Jelly. hahahahaha!

When I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some more.

Thanks blades! Great stuff! hahahahaha!