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a good laugh today

hey you peeps might know i do a bit of art---anyway today i went to my local arts group ,,full of old ladys n me,,and i was drawing a ozzy design and one lady said why is ozzy famous,,,,,well i couldnt stop from laughing and even hurt my ribs,,so i sat next to her and explained all about his career and so on,,,then she said but why is he famous,,,im still laughing---gotta love the elderly people ....has anyone one out there had any elderly experiences of a naive nature....im not picking on the elderly,,they built our history,,but

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hmmm your right ,,there is a line in the sand with bosses,,they get really bossy though

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gimpnoid
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A boss who likes Black Sabbath would be nice and a boss can't be nice becaus is a boss

just rying to help,, dont worry about the boss,,,

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nice answer, but he'll fire me...

ha ha ha ha just tell him your a voodoo child and that day is sacred to your rites,them tell him that day can be any day choose to worship your god,,and you have the right to take anyday off work you want ,,and if he doesnt agree put a voodoo doll on his table ha ha ha ha ha nah just joking

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gimpnoid
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I was wearing a "Black Sabbath-necklace" and my boss asked m "What's that" I couldn't laugh, he is my boss!!!

hey chicka first of all welcome,, and no she wasnt deaf she just didnt realize how famous ozzy is even when i explained it to her,,, im the one who's going deaf---

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gimpnoid
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I was drawing a picture of Ozzy last week and my eleven year old cousin, Ella, come up to me and says "What's it's name?", pointing at the picture, then I go "You mean what's his name, right?" then Ella goes "Oh, I thought it was a dog." and I just fell about laughing.

I think I lacked my drawing skills there.
I didn't sharpen my pencil, I thought it looked a bit of a dog too, so I redrew it and it looked a lot better. O_O

Gimpnoid;; That old lady might have been completely deaf.
I've had experience.
My grandma asked me a few months ago why I got blue streaks in my hair and I explained everything why, and that I would dye it black the following day, and she goes "Why do you have blue streaks?" and I just walked away.
Old people, srsly, need hearing aids.

well they got experience,,oops did i just say they got,,,,,, oops i meant there people and to live that long i admire what they would have had to put up with----

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gimpnoid
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Admit it gimp your scoping out the gezzers..you can tell us.

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yep thats for real-- they have asked me at the arts group to do nice pictures there,,,hmmm nice ,,whats that ha ha ha ha ha ha---you put it nicely though --scaring old lady's ,,i spose your right ha ha ha ha ,,i didnt look at it that way ,,thanx LD ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
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For real?
The gimp scares old ladys ha, ha, ha.
Good one.

they dont know im a gimp but i think they know i have issues,,,maybe its the art that i do that gives them nightmares ,,ha ha ha ha ,,one of them look at my art and the next time i saw her she said dont show me anymore of that art ,,i had nightmares ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
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Funny story. Old ladys can be a good company.
Hey, dont tell them youre a gimp!

to late mofo,,you missed your opportunity,,on that one,,,but anyway i'll reply,, just because there old n grey doesnt mean they will fade away,,, ha ha ha ha ha ,,,no really i find talking to the aged is very good,,some people say there to old and to useless ,,but i find i always learn something from them,,,honestly they are part of the part of our past and future,,,geez when i get old i hope someone will talk to me,,,

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gimpnoid
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Did you mean talk the pants off an old lady??? sorry I missed that one..Into geriatrics are we??

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i thoght you knew that,,and wow no reply,,geeezzzz another of my posts just slipped by without you hasslin me,,are you feeling ill,,take two and call me in the morning,, ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
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ha ha ha ha ,,,LOLOLOLO

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actually they hassle me on how to do art,,,, and yes my wife knows were i go..i i'd convert a lamppost if i could ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha well i can talk the paint off one ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
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hassling old ladies now are you..try and convert somone a little younger..does you wife know that your out there brain washing the elderly?? ha ha ha

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