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Birmingham England Book Signing

It appears that WHSmiths had the same poicy as the Oxford Street gig. I arrived 1620'ish and missed Ozzy Entrance as the que was over 100 m long and I was at the end. After 2 hours I had moved about 20 meters! Then management told us that as things were going very slow there was NO chance to meet ozzy, so we have a refund or leave our details so that we can get a signed piece of paper actually signed by Ozzy. So that is what i did. However, I did take some HD camcorda footage which I have to find time to cut into something watchable, and it will probably last less than 2 minutes. Then concider the security man at the end as I was walikng out TOLD ME NOT TO VIDEO! So I did!

At least I tried.

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Not Now or ever carnally!

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yeah but i still know you love me andy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

yep SKYPE put the wind up me looking at your £$%^&*()"! face! hahahahahahahaha

I hope that you like the virals especially the guy on the bike! Pink I think with tassels! Now who could that be?

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see i told you skype is cool ,,and fair enuf about the book

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

Well TIME is UP, I am affraid. I got skype and spoke to some of you, and have had a laugh, BUT I have now spoken to my cousin in LA, and we have had our first chat for I suppose 20 years.

In the process He said he would like the spare copy of I AM OZZY, So Sorry Folks, it has now gone!

He made me laugh when He said to make some money he could rob a bank. If you knew him, you would know he just could not. Sorry, I am still laughing at the thought!

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camp on the sidewalk

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

Or pick up!

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sleep overnight

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

My Advice to anyone going is to have the DAY OFF and get there when the store opens, to get to the front of the QUE!

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andy your are a true ozznoid,,i can tell over the last while what kind of guy you are,,upstanding is definatly there,,unless you are drunk and asleep on the floor ,,sorry had to throw some torment there ha ha ha ha bha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you know me ha ha ha ha ha the true gimsta

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

well it's for sure i'm not gonna fly there for that lol ... but for the UK folks, coolio.

If anyone is interested Ozzy is doing another booksigning next Friday, (5th December) in Manchester at the Trafford Center.

No Rest For The Wicked

Thats what friends are for, are they NOT!

Sorry If I had pressured anyone into wanting a copy.

So Who wants the spare copy then?

You will have to contact me! AS those who have got to know me, I do not rip people off, and do my best to look after my friends!

So if you are a true Oznoid, try me!

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mate i got a idea,,sit there have a few drinks ,,get a coin write scapes on one side and 82 on the other and flip it,,then send them a pm whoever side it lands on,,try that
PS. THANX FOR THE BOOK,,IT IS HERE AND I HAVE READ 120 PAGES SO FAR

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

Tis an open forum, I just sit here awaiting for a request! perhaps there are NO real fans out there wanting such an item!

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maybe they need a direct askin

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

Where are they, and why aren't they piping up for an officially signed autographed copy of I Am OZZY?
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"I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzy's dead and people that like Ozzy are dead. I have never had an empty seat. I've always sold out, so who's saying it's all over?" (Ozzy Osbourne, cnn.com Tuesday, May 26, 1998)

well

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

I know

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82 or scape would really deserve it. you know Andy that you can always turn back to me.

yeah i knew witch chair you were refering to ha ha ha ha ha let me hold a few steaks and well have a bar b q

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

I now that it is an olde gag, BUT I refered to switching on the electricity supply to your chair! hahahahaha

Besides, folks know where i am!

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what andy you want to turn me on,,oh mate i didnt know you cared ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
and yes i didnt get it at all andy,,why dont you ask 82 or scapes

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

Well done my dear blades, at least you understand ENGLISH

The offer is still there - A spare signed book - Any offers

and to plug in the Gimps chair and switch it on! hahahahaha

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oh is that it ,,see sometimes andy's english really confuses me,,i thought he had some sort of imfo,,oh well ,,im going back to my cellar

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

okay, we are talking in circles here ya zingies. let me interject. if someone wants the last officially signed Ozzy book they only have to ask, that is what you're saying right Andy?

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Your words, they go right through me
They circle round my head, yeah
I can't believe I'm still here
I know I should be dead, yeah

im askin

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

Just sit back and relax, in Your best chair as we switch it ON! hahahahahahaha

If someone is intested they only have to ask!

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from me ,,and what response,,have i missed something

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

I'm Still waiting for a direct response

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how different the planet is hey,,im bakin and your freezin,,is there somewhere that is perfect all the time,,hmmmmmmm would lovew to find that place

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

wow, it's getting colder and colder here... i'm freezing me bubbies off most of the time.
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don't ask.

my head was soggy,,this heat is bakin me noodle,and its only gettin hooter oops sorry hotter--see

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

:o) allays glad to be useful for somethin.

well thats a yes there blades,,i had jumped the gun on that

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

and there is always Scapes or 82.

there could be two up n coming ozznoids ,check off topic andy

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

It appears that I might just have ONE spare copy of "I AM OZZY" with a genuine signed sticker inside of the front cover!

SO If A TRUE OZNOID wanted it, then may be we could talk, BUT if someone want to sell it on EBAY for as much as can be expected, you can go fly a kite! or Go Forth and Fornicate, which ever you understand!

I am glad (grumbling under my breath, hahahahaha) that so many turned out, and actually got to meet the main man! YES, I would do it again, and I would book a day's holiday from work, in the process, and yet again meet some good honest folks who just happen to be Oznoids!

Let us hope they are on line, and they will join US, when we deem it right to try and get OZZY a Knighthood! So folks keep tuned in and be prepared to do your bit!

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i did i did

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

check your in box! on your PC that is, hahahahaha

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no probs mate,check it when i check it --cool bananas

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Yep I got a total of 6 signed stickers, one for ME, and the other 5 know who they ARE, and have been written to!

The Video is for personal perusal, Ok the inner circle, as I am told that there is copyright material. The it has to be opened, which I can not do at the moment!

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once again LD us feeble ozznoids bow at your feet,,a big thankyou goes to you,,am hanging to see the footage

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

the editing of the footage is done now. It's quite short but I think it comes out nicely. Will send it to Andy tonight to have a look at it.

yeah mate nice one ,, cant wait to see the footage either,,are you on it ,just curios as always

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Looking forward to that Andy J, nice one.

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No Rest For The Wicked

I went to Birimgham signing for me and my Oznoid friends!

I NOW have 6 signed Stickers from the prince of darkness, and s far as I am concerned, they will not end up on EBAY! Those who I bought for know who they are, and that is how it is, they have had the personal Email to say so! I know that they will cherish thier copy, as and when I post it to them!

I know it is NOT quite the same as the man himself signing the books on the day BUT at least I was there, and fair play to those who actually got to meet the man! NO hard feelings, REALLY! I have some HD HDD footage, which at some stage will hit the web when her tutonic webmistressness can cut it without any faults, so you ALL will have to wait!

have fun and prosper

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Yeah I agree f_darkbladeus, it pisses me off also.
Loads of signed copies have cropped up on e-bay for 2 or 3 times the price, my only hope that the majority of his UK fans who want a copy of the book managed to get to one of the signings so have no need to buy one off e-bay.
Those scumbags who get their copies signed just to make a quick buck really annoy me, but I suppose even that is gonna make some fans happy, just to get Ozzy's autograph, fair enough.
I'd be very sceptical anyway, unless I saw Ozzy sign my book I wouldn't be interested in purchasing one off the internet, its just not the same as getting it signed by Ozzy yourself, and who's to say its genuine, it could be a fake.
I fully understand though that there probably will be many fans who were unable to get to the signings and would gladly part with their hard earned cash for a signed copy, fair enough, its just not for me, and if it makes people happy who am I to criticise.

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No Rest For The Wicked

what i think is colossally sad is that there are fans who LOVE the Ozzman, and who would DIE for the opportunity to meet him, be there while he signs their books...and then there are scumballs wanting to make a dime who show up ONLY TO HAWK THE THING ON EBAY?

damn. tells me that Ozzy needs to have signings AT HIS CONCERTS, where fans can buy his book if they want AHEAD of time and pick it up there. If they did that, and have so many win a signed copy (list of winners to be revealed ONLY after entering the gates), THAT would TRULY be bad@SS! that way getting in a line - or showing up to your job when the market is so tight and you might LOSE YOUR JOB if you don't show up - isn't a choice people have to make. Nor are tickets with winning signatures scalped for money. everyone who loves Ozzy has a shot at it fair and square.

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I can't seem to see you baby ... although my eyes are open wide ... but I know I'll see you once more ... when I see you, I'll see you on the other side

uhmmm the squirrels are LD's doing not mine,,im just riding it for all its worth ha ha ha ha ha as i do

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/