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Congratulations Ozzy you did it

Ozzy posted on twitter just 7 hours ago:
"I just passed my driving test. Took me 60 yrs but I did it! For the 1st time in my life I'm legal to drive, so watch out!"
This is great news. Congratulations from us ozznoids.

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nah havent heard

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

ya...so, back to Ozzy driving. Now, has anyone heard of him actually getting behind the wheel since he's been framed (in a square box marked CA) legally?

ha ha ha ha ha ha it had to go somewhere,my mental pictures that is

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

as sane as your art you mean?????

yeah i thought the no offnese was a good one too---
but no offense i think all you ozznoids are fukin insane and im the only sane one amongst you all LOL ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

very funny LD, I'll have to show my son this site.
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<strong>No Offense</strong>
A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

"No offense, John, but your mom is a fu$king whore."

"You've got huge b!tch tits, Patrick... no offense."

ha ha ha ha ha hey LD theres some goodens there

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Thanks gimp. Will have forgotton half of it until tomorrow.
I found this here:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/
quite useful.

smick = perfection
drongo= a scrub dwelling dead beat
bogan= a suburban dead beat
waterhole= pub ,inn ,hotel
cobber= friend
c**ky= landowner
c o c k=mate
raw prawn(shrimp)==e.g. dont come the raw prawn with me = what the
chook= chicken
fred= god,,only in my mind this one lives ha ha ha ha ha
chillax== chilling out and relaxing
dunno= dont know
gotta= got to
slab= case of beer
wine-O = andy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
just to many to remember heres a web site
http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

hahaha, good one.
I think you mentioned drongo and bogan before and thats what I found for smick:

Smick is a mix of smooth and slick. the word smick describes anything which is cool. The word has evolved from the use of describing men and women whom think they are slick into a word to now describe or exclaim a cool thing.

lol...and would you be so kind as to explain those words too? not that after those Wolf Creek movies I'd chance a visit yonder mind you, but at least I can translate your sayings better heah online LOL.

you should be getting used to it by now LD,yep i talk different thats fa sure,ha ha ha ha ha well i know one thing that ozzy is not a drongo or bogan and he is definatly a ledge,and everything he does is smick

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

haha blades, even I got the meaning of "ledge" but I suppose I'm getting used to the aussie style a bit by now.

HOLLY s***!!! I thought that this was a rumor. I can't f***ing beleive it.
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"you are my only daughter,
I guess I made you twice
You look inside my other,
He'll give you bad advice
I will tell I'm OK,
But deep inside I'm afraid"

"Denial"
-Ozzy Osbourne-

well a ledge is legend,,just the aussie way of saying it,,aint it a cool way --yes we like to shorten our words over ere

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

what the f+%ck is a ledge.
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Well done, good on ya Ozz

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OZZY FOREVER
Suicidesolver81

yeah ozzy is definately a ledge

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

yea, thanks! Look at Ozzy's shirt LOL. make you want to mug the man.

looks like a cool car to me,even if its small,,thanx LD

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

I was reffering to this pic:
http://web.archive.org/web/20041117003132/www.ozzyhead.com/pictures/1980to1982/tn_ozridge19801.jpg
Sorry, theres only this tiny preview available

Yeah! Congrats Ozzman!

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You're my religion, you're my reason to live.
You are the heaven in my hell.
We've been together for a long long time,
And i just can't live without you.
No matter what you do, i'm here for you......

whoa, LD. That article with the car he wants...pretty spacy souped up looking vehicle. wow. you know, if he has the money for it, why not? i would really like to see the picture of him waving, his crazy @ss grin and dimples winking, flying down the freeway in it.

here here LD...
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I can't seem to see you baby ... although my eyes are open wide ... but I know I'll see you once more ... when I see you, I'll see you on the other side

ok LD do your thing and link us up as we are not worthy,i too was curious to what picture,,i grovel at the feet of the linkmaster

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

what crash picture are you referring to LD? I know someone crashed INTO it at one point, and it pissed him off, but don't have a clue what you are mentioning...please inform?

A green mercedes was on the crash picture.

and a well i dont know what vehicles he had or drove --oh well dont strike me of the ozznoid spot for that

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

and a green mercedes...

Who is this GIMPNOID chap? hahahahahahahahahaha

I heard many years ago that OZZY used own and drive A very early Range Rover!

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Number 1

well blades this zipper head got the imagery you were referring too and i know its fukin awesome to get out and drive,,but with you imagery in my zipperhead i thought it would be amazing not to be driving and checkin the view with a few quiet words between friends -- like check that s*** out isnt that amazing-- yes im a zipper head but i spun off on a tangent== please next time keep up ha ha ha ha ha ha hahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha lol ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Thats what he said f_darkbladeus. He wants the freedom to get away from his chaotic house by himself and enjoy quiet time.
82, I remember there was a pic on ozzyhead.com where Ozzy could be seen near a car that he crashed. I suppose you're right and he did drive without a licence already :-)

well who wouldn't ya zipperhead. what i mean is that for Ozzy legally driving alone = INDEPENDENCE and FREEDOM and RELAXATION~! I love my alone time driving. And you missed the imagery Gimp. The highway that I spoke of winds along the ocean in Northern CA. It's absolutely GORGEOUS up there.
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pfft.

yeah well i reckon i'd sit in the back of his limo anyday for a chance for someone else to drive and just chillax a bit and converse a little

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

man, with the miles and miles of open highway, and time that he has now for himself ... that'd be where i'd be. on SR-1 looking at the beautiful stretches of ocean N of San Fran, that's for DAMN sure. and i bet he drove illegally, but he depends on drivers ALOT and that must be a major bummer. i love when i'm in my car alone starting my day and ending it, for that hour each way. it's my alone time, and i get so much thinking done with no kids yapping in my ear.

And reading Ozzy's post about his license, he says that it's the first time that he's "legal" to drive. Nowhere does he indicate that he never drove before. hahaha!

my my yes i do ha ha ha ha ha hey you got any spare polish ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

And I'm sure that you guys look good in your white bucks and leisure suits, too. hahahaha!

i rock or i am a rock -- oh well if im a rock then i hope im moving ,because i dont want fungus to grow on me ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

lol.. You rock Gimp!

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"Life's a journey, not a destination"

you be amazed at me --the gimpnoid,, still kiking after all these years ha ha ha ha ha ha ha nah just joking ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

You'll be amazed by the cover of the CD Gimp.. Phew.. Watch out, that Pat guy is real mean! He ain't no nice guy. heehee..

Watch for his version of Guns N'Roses "Paradise City".. lol.. Phew.. I really think Ozzy would listen to this album once and be amazed. Then he would certainly be playing The Beatles remastered collection as he quietly went driving down some country lanes.

He might even get inspired and come up with new lyrics and songs based on his new driving experiences!

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"Life's a journey, not a destination"

nah we seen that ha ha ah and dont worry im keen as mustard to get a copy ,just for properitie sake ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Did I splutter something about having a Pat Boone album?, hmm, nah, you just imagined that I said that '82. Never heard of the guy. *ahem*

Oops..

*blush*

Metal rules!!!!

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"Life's a journey, not a destination"

hey 82 im gettin it and i will tell ya when its here ha ha ha ha hassle away my friend ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

probably before now it was good Ozzy didn't have a license, he might not be here continuing to please us all with his music if he'd had a license in his younger years. but i am so very thrilled that he's gotten to experience this aspect of life even at this late stage - it's a step towards personal freedom i am sure he'll appreciate. nothing like a long, quiet drive - can't exactly have that if someone else is in the drivers seat - or in the car for that matter.

Ah, the hassling doesn't come for owning the album, it comes for ADMITTING that you own the album. And for those that are so inclined I put the Amazon link below. Just make sure that you let us know when you order it. hahahaha!

hey nah if pat boone does metal songs i gotta get that,,fuk yeah metal done crooder style ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha well its going to look like i got another thing coming on my crazy train since i aint no nice guy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

So, are you saying the Pat Boone album is cool? I think so. Wait until my friend ozznoids start to hassle you for that. I only heard his version of crazy train and I like it.
I know what ozzy will play on the cd player in his car. For sure its the Beatles ha ha ha.

I have the Pat Boone album, and I only purchased it due to his funny version of "Crazy Train". :) The CD is called "Pat Boone In A Metal Mood:- No More Mr. Nice Guy". It includes his versions of Deep Purple's "Smoke On The Water", Judas Priest's "You've Got Another Thing Comin'" and loads of other well known rockin' tunes. No other Ozzy tunes I must add, just "Crazy Train".

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"Life's a journey, not a destination"