I guess that you are right for a change! hahahahaha

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Number 1

I guess that you are right for a change! hahahahaha

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Number 1

to be seen and not heard ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yep the dads way of life

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

It appears that, that is the DAD's role in life! hahahahahahahahahaha

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Number 1

yep must have,,hey but around here no one listens to me anyway ha ha ha ha ha ha does anyone else get that feeling that there being ignored

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

We know, have you got old timers, as You have told us that before!?

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Number 1

hey every thing tastes great on a barby,,my preferential cooking device then,,its a camp oven

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Once when i was contracting, I went fishing on the Saturday, and went to work on the Sunday. As I was working with germans, and Austrians, they had a BBQ after work. So I supplied Dog Fish, and Skate wings, and they actually tasted quite nice, for bland fish. I presume that thetaste was improved with the charcoal! The German boss liked it, but when I failed to show the following Saturday, as I went fishing again, I was not invited back, hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Number 1

go fifty fifty on that one andy,,i know a great spot here to go camping,,its near my cave ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

When I used to go backpacking, I used to fry the bacon and add a tin of tomatoes, and that would clean the pan!

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Number 1

Should I guess, Should I ask the audience, or phone a friend? OK, I need a friend to make that call! hahahaha

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Number 1

no its the nervousness,,, ha ha ha ha ha ha you'd like to go camping with me ha ha ha ha a

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Going camping for the first time can make you stay awake ALL night, or is that the excitement!

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Number 1

funny as ,,,mate over here we are all jokstars,,

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Cruel, cruel, cruel, or WHAT

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i never pay for pitching a tent,,its mainly free here in oz,,so much scrub to fester in,,and i like camping havent gone in a while,,,,the last time i took simp was in tasmania and she wanted to go back home because she heard bizzare noises in the scrub,,it was just devils fighting over a carcass,,,,trust me they make a hell of a sound
and well odin,, me n him pitched a tent on my cousins land and he put his swag closer to the scrub side and every one was hassling him the devils come from that way and he was s***ting himself when we went to bed,,and i had been drinking with a friend and my friend snuck around to odins side of the tent and made noises and well ode s*** himself even more ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

A weeks backpacking in the hills, everything on your back, pitching your tent preferably without paying. Let me get to the Lake District! the only draw backs are the low flying planes from NATO. Mind you, some of them look better from above!

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Number 1

hey Gimp, if you have so much camping equipment, does that mean you take simpi and Odin on camping trips often? =) i havnt gone camping since i was....er....*look at me, i cant even remember! thats so sad...*i think i was8 when i last went....yeah, i think it was, because that was when i met my cousin Buck for the first time....and met Eddie the dog! XD he was sooo protective that he sliced open my back trying to swim after me in the river. hahahahaha, i bawled and started screaming while trying to swim away from him. =) it was funny, man....

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-Willow

what about on balls of steel the bunny boiler ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what a slag but i laugh

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

How about an old Broiler! not not that OLD BOILER hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Number 1

oh wow mate how many fish circling around australia,,,well the one i'd keep away from is the sharks mate,, ha ha ha oh and andy the gas bottles are empty when i cut them open with a grinder,,well so far so good ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

I just heard a very loud BANG! WAS ithe Gimp's gas bottle going up?

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i love fishing what kind of fish have you got in australia gimp?

yes ,,but my idea is a gas bottle made to put wood in,with a door and a bbq plate and a chimley,with legs,,i turn gas bottles into all sorts of things

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

I a previous life, I made a BBQ out of an old Oil Drum, made a frame out of angle/box section, and made some money for charity! I hinged the lid sothat it had a meshh grill plate to keep the cooked food warm! So it is amasing what you can do with a 56 gallon oil drum! got to burn it out before you cook on it mind, bt hey!

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Number 1

actually im making a portable bbq out of a gas bottle,,removable legs and chimley,,with a hot plate so i can take it down the river and lunch up while we swim

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Yep, I have seen Ray mears use one on one of his shows!

I made a tripod and welded the chin so that the ring on the tripod, and the hook on the end have free movement! Years ago, I made a folding Fire. Like a dork I welded it all togetoth, and it will not fold flat, so at some stage, a grinding/cutting I will go, and reposition and then reweld so that it does fold flat! like a suitcase.

Another project money, time permiting is to get some steel strip 3" deep by how everlong I work it out to, Have a griddle one side,and solid plate the other, with 4 folding legs, so that will be a rectangle

Another project will be a triangular version with 3 folding legs. Ray Mears calls it a Short Tri Pod and can be bought off his site! Naaaaah I am going to make one! Work out the size of the largest pot that you will use as your outside, then make a triangle to fit on the inside so that its points touch the straights on the outside, then do the same again until you reach the size that your smallest pot will not fall through.

Wikapedia Ray Mears or

http://www.raymears.com

He has done alsorts on Australia as he loves the Bush

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a camp oven is made of cast iron ,,very thick with a solid lid,,so you can bury it under the coals if you want,,,, i have the madest set of camping equipment,,

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Years ago on a program "Heart of the Country" there was an olde boy and he used what he called a dutch oven. It was basically a piece of clay down pipe! So I obtaned a pice of steel pipe, and have had some ends made of Aluminium. I have yet to try it, but it should work a treat!

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hey i bought myself a long time ago a camp oven ,,and mate its the best thing since sliced bread,,, put a leg of lamd in with the vegies of your choice rest in the coals or next to a fire,,and trust me when its cooked the meat falls off the bone ,,fukin yummy

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

You had better do it in a sandy soil/sand as sand keepin the heat. I learned that as an Apprentice, but saddly I have only seen it on the Ray mears Survival Shows. Bear Gryles like to spend his nights in hotels, where as Ray GETS HIS WHOLE CREW to sleep under canvas, or other shelter, and makes them eat the food He is doing for the camera!

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Number 1

have you done food that way,,you can cook a whole pig that way,,the rocks stay hot forever it seems

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

do do do do do do do, I am about to enter the Twigglet Zone hahahahahahahaha Catching YOU UP!?

Asylum, take a chill pill, I hope that the buddy that no one really wants, has cooled. For the record, I do not hate anyone, I might dislike someone, but not hate. So lets be a little civil, as that does not cost, But "sleep with one eye open" as you never know what is coming around the bend!

Yep, dig a pit, light a fire get it really hot heat your stones, empty pit, line it with greenery, plasce in your food, cover with grrenery, and make sure your Hot rocks, are in the bottom of the pit first! Steam me baby!

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well a fish cooked on hot rocks is a great way to eat them --or the maori way the hungi

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

1 dumbass named Trish
5 machine guns
10 machetes
1 people to use the above two things, 5 using the guns and 5 using the machetes
50 grenades
the Mafia
1 bow
100 arrows
11 boiling pots of water

Cut the c*** into 11 sections: the head and neck, the boobs, the stomach, the upper arms, the elbows, the lower arms, the hands, the upper legs, the knees, the lower legs, and the feet. Chop it all up into chili and serve it to its parents. Bury the bones in a ditch.

oh andy you have 666 posts mate ,,scary stuff,,i alsways wondered who is the beast

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

ask cecilky how she cooks roo n possum oh and rabbit ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ,,get her to tell you what i turned up with for dinner one night ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

I can see where the brains are in the family NOW! hahahahahahaha

If we are outdoors using an open fire, then wrap in a bundle of leaves instead of foil.

Also Cecilky, you are now my most evil woman that I know! Talking the way that you do about FOOD! Keep it up!

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ha ha ha ha ha and smarterer and fasterer

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

fish should be cooked. i like it wrapped in tin foil some shallots ,onion, sprinkle of lemon then seal; pop it in the oven.
By the way Gimp your righht on one thing...bigger..LOL
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cecilky

neither am i ,,only if i was lost in the bush for two weeks in the mountains ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

I am not into raw fish, let alone White bait!

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ahahahahahahahah, my dad tried to get me to eat sushi once! he bought some from the store, made me stuff one down my throat (gagged it up later, btw) and then made some himself but couldnt get me close enough so he could offer me some. i wound up hiding in my room, covered up in my baby quilt. XD it was funny....

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Soy Sauce, (Cream of) Tartar Sauce, the caverty packed with several herbs and spices, wrapped in Green leaves/tin foil on the embers of an open fire, yummy, yummy, yummy!

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No, just leave it the way it is when freshly out of the water and take soy sauce and wasabi with it.

its great simp with toatoe and mushfoom

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

i dont like the taste of fish

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--Ozzy rox 4 eva!!--

sorry to disapiomt you but i am,,i'll tell ya the truth ,, bigger smater faster and clevererer

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Hey gimp not by your siblings.....LOL
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cecilky

remember your mum was young once ,,im the youngest of six and my mum said i'd have to be better than the rest because they tried everything before me,,but im smarter sneakier and betterer,,and a lot of things went unnoticed ha ha ha ha ha geez i hope she never stumbles in here and figures things out,,watch out for that too

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/