Have any Ozznoids tried this?
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 - 12:18
Hey, you're certainly right there Little Buddy! Speaking of Gilligan's Island, there are some unfinished stories around here somwhere. Time to get those creative juices flowing for season 2.
Spanking the table, eh? Hmmm. That's a mighty useful application to be wasted on a table. I'm jealous. hahaha!
Tuesday, November 3, 2009 - 03:11
ha ha ha ha ha ha....(slapping the table) ha ha ha ha...(whooof, whooof) he he he he heeeee...ha, ha ...ha ... ha... ha?
are we coming down off a high guys...it kind of sounds like that ...you know, when your face is all red, and so are your eyes...and you're squuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezing out that last guffaw and spanking the table hard, getting that loud laugh out before reality has to sink back in?
Saturday, October 31, 2009 - 07:47
im talking to bathead,,and using the word asylum to describe here ,maybe i should use the word bedlam,,when in england a long time ago was a insane asylum with andy's forfathers ha ha ha,,and now the word bedlam just mean KAOS,,sorry im beimg padantic ha ha ha ha ha
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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/
Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 02:33
no actually your not a thread stalker ,,im giving blades a false sense of security ,then im gonna,well i really havent thought thru any plan as im a gimp ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
and heres the joke mate
three great hunters of three countries(america australia and england),they got together and went to bornio for a hunting trip,,well in the dead of the jungles they were captured by canniballs and taken back to tribe head quarters ,,and the chief cannibal said if you want to live i will give you two tests and if you survive you will go free,,but if you fail we will kill you and eat you,,the first test is head into the jungles and bring back ten fruits each,same fruit,,well we said yep no probs thats a easy test,,so any way we headed out and 82 came back first with ten apples,,the chief said right mate im gonna shove these ten apples up your dot and if you make any grimace or facial movement test over you lose,,well 82 could only handle 2 apples then they killed him and ate him ,and he went to heaven,,well the gimpnoid came back and had ten tiny small berries,and the chief said the same thing,,well the gimp new he had a chance to be free so he droped his dacks(pants) well the chief pushed one in then 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,and after the 8th one the gimp cracked up laughing and lost the test,,he got eaten and went to heaven,,well 82 was waitin for the gimp at heaven and said hey mate what happened you only had two very small tiny berries to go,,and the gimps reply was ,,i seen andy coming back with pineapples
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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/
Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 19:35
Yes! I'm a thread stalker. I read all of your posts in the dead of night or the mist of morning. (Sometimes it takes me a week or 2 to get to them.) And I wait for just the right moment to pounce. mwha! mwha! mwha! mwha!
An Australian, an American, and an Englishman? That is the punch line, isn't it? hahahahahaha!
Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 15:55
how come you sneak in when i put this stuff in when your not in this thread for a while ,,are you a thread stalker ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha stalking my every post,, or are you waiting for a good laugh,ok 82 what is decent people,see im not sure,,and if i was stuck somewhere ,and had to choose some people to be stuck with ,well you mate would be one of those people and andy ,,sort of remids me of a joke ,,there were three guys a australian a american and a englishman,,shame i cant find a good punch line ha ha ha ha ha haz ha ha ha ha
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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/
Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 12:21
Oh, g! Mm, mm, mm! I'm absolutely stunned and speechless! Ahhh - like hell I am. hahaha!
Man, that hangover must have really mellowed you, dude. I didn't think that you could top the flowers and stuff, but there ya go. Wow! Sometimes you shake the facade of who and what we really are - and it's just plain scary. Now you're gonna have blades thinking that we're actually decent people. If something like that were to start getting around....... Wisdom? Oh, now I'm blushing. hahahaha!
And one more thing before Andy shows up. He's going to want to know just how Bruce fits into all of this. :-p
Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 04:27
nah thats a fine and true comment,,but i think im different ,i know humility and honour and other nice traits ,lets say 99% of men have the ten foot tall and bullet proof syndrome,,,see and i'd say andy and 82 are not the norm either,,i know me and andy and 82 joke about alot but on the whole they are good guys with good hearts and if i was half the man they are it would make me a happy bloke--there older with more wisdom,,oh and blades wait till they read this im gonna cop a caneing on this post ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha shouldnt drop my guard while there lurking about ha ha ha ha ha
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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/
Saturday, October 24, 2009 - 23:36
me n mrs gimp have a strong connection and no women can damgae this,, i love her now and before and into eternity,,i dont have many men friends as there is always too much testosterone in the air and aussie males think that there the best ,and i cant deal with bigheadedness ,,i see it on a regular basis ,and the females i associate with dont think of me as a possible thing as im married ,well i dont think they do anyway,,i hope not
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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/
Saturday, October 24, 2009 - 22:30
it might say much, but that depends alot on the honor placed on your wife. which, from your posts, is much. so that is a good thing. it might mean that you're husky, attractive, sexy...and women find you a thrill to be near. who knows. nothing better than a nice bit of man-flesh to look at in appreciation. or, you might remind them of their favorite aunt betty. :-)
i am friends of both but tend to have more male friends then female maybe because in my line of work there simply just are more men then women in the field. it may also reflect the attention factor though, cuz don't cha know men love to fill their days with a lovely smile and dimple, a pretty face and a flirt. my girlfriends are usually along the same lines as me~ they tend to be friends with guys more than other girls ... tomboy types, us. not high into the drama and "eek" factor.
Thursday, October 22, 2009 - 02:53
you know, for what it's worth, my digestive track (aka my long tubular colon-) seems in better condition then previously. i do feel better. so maybe i will try again, this time actually making it to day 10. it's fair unusual to have so many urges and smooth moves, but perhaps it is removing toxins after all. i'm curious.
ONJ acts like and reminds me of one of my oldest sisters. i like Christie Brinkley or Charlize Theron...
Thursday, October 15, 2009 - 04:49
well i gave up on day 4. i could not for the life of me swalla the pills down only to do the doopers like i was. it got on my nerves (the ones down b'low). i'll try it again, but not today...not tomorrow, but soon (looking very convincingly at the computer...yep, I'll put it on my calendar sometime soon). heh heh!
it's sure nice to clean the tubes...not quite as dramatically as Andy initially suggested, but it does the job. 4 sure!
Tuesday, October 13, 2009 - 03:08
no im not trying to shift the pointer andy ones direction,,but if we check out cultures of ones said countries we will see that the english politicians are all n all freak zoids--hey andy am i right or what,,just tell the other oznoids what your poli's have been caught doin ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ,and since there the ELECTED then it doesnt leave much for the constituents,,so andy ive let the cat out of the bag thats covered in vegie oil and bubble wrap ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha -- now yes im a bit of a freak as you ozznoids know so im not going off at andy's country,,actually i admire andy race that comes out of a closet ha ha ha ha ha ha
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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/
Have you tried the Acai Berry cleanse? DAMN! The stupid thing says it helps remove toxins from your intestines with this super-duper MAXIMUM pooper-scooper berry mix. All i know is that if day 1 is indicative of days 2-10, i'll not have bowels, they'll be in the toilet.