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HI a**hole'S

hey I'm krazyassmofo just wanted to give you buttholes a proper greeting ha ha ha

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wat cool streaky,,you didnt get all my jokes,,ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

<strong> Yay! Someone got my 'joke'! Well, it wasn't really a joke.

We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control. No dark sarcasm in the classrom, HEYY TEACHER! LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE! </strong>
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Hey Teacher, leave them kids alone!

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I'm alive
Watching better turn to worse
One more time
Try to civilize the universe

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<strong> I HATE SQUIRRELLS! They are cute but because of squirrels, I can't get Scream album! :•( </strong>
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yes big pig man ,,and cool streaky you are little squirrel head lol ha ha ha ha hja ha a

<strong> W.T.F, Ozzien82? </strong>
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Big man, pig man. Ha ha! Charade your are.

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It's a matter of mind. You know you can be free forever.
So the next time someone points a gun at you say
Shoot Shoot

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<strong> Heeyyyyy Gimpnoid! Leave them pigs alone! </strong>
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<strong> I already said I would. ]= Why don't you leave the barneyfardendens alone Gimp. </strong>
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leave the pigs alone

leave the pigs alone

OK I'M SORRY. I WILL STOP TOUCHING THE PIG.
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OH SO YOU WANT CAPS LOCK nope not gonna happen,,dont make me use them again

HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!! WOOOAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! YES GIMP I UNDERSTAND TOTALLY WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. YOU LIKE CAPS LOCK? ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lol no comment from cool streaky hey lol

usual mentally unstable people undertsand each other,,and why the CAPS LOCK ,,WELL SINCE I EXPLAINED THE WINDOW PEEPING SCENARIO TO YOU AND YOU COULDNT UNDERSTAND AND YOU SAID USE RABBITS SO I DID ,,AND STILL YOU HAD NO IDEA OF WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT SO I CAPS LOCKED ,JUST MY WAY OF EXPRESSING GEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSHHH TO YOU,oh and the whole window backyard peeping rabit borough scenario are one and the same things im talking about ,,and really ur not insane ,,a insane person understands these scenarios,,see 82 under stood me lol,, plus i fuly got what he said ,,so do you want me to explain again in some other sort of easier scenario for you ,,pick one

No- I am too mentally insane to understand anybody! =D

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Hey streaky you are too young and unexperienced to understand gimp

You where talking about killing rabbits and rabbit stew! AND WHAT IS IT WITH THE CAPS LOCK, STRESS HEAD?!

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THATS FINE BUT YOU HAVE NO CONCEPT TO WHAT I SAID

Oh, and I sell Rabbit-fur lined leather jackets (I shoot cows too).

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you are truly blind,,yet you wish to walk on ice coolstreaky ,,enjoy the rabbit stew

YES! I KILL RABBITS TOO! =D

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yes 82 but cool streaky brings up a very valid point of rabbits ,,well wen the said rabbit has thrown down the chains of illusion ,,that said rabbit could be free to wander hence fourth into any burrough it chooses,,that rabbit will also find enlightenment when realise that the burroughs of its existance are meerly a plain to greater fields and when said rabbit has crossed those fields it can find the bizzy highways of life with no barrier to stop that said rabbit,it can choose to slow roast in the ovans of emancipation or climb the chain it once wore knowing full well there is a burrough waiting for that rabbit if it so chooses,,but once back in its enviroment it can choose more paths to hop too,, is that right cool streaky

*cries* I still don't understand!
Lets talk about...RABBITS
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Essentially the confusion is caused by the levelling of a diatribe against the souls of the ever faithful. The union of masters continue to demand pennance from those who have committed no wrong within the celestial microchosm, while a heart extracted from a saintly spectre may only serve to cause consernation and despair among the believers. Those who profess that their only desire is to develop a loose conformity within the legions of man are the force that corrodes the frail bonds that teather us to hope.

So go forth, my minions, and throw open the windows of thy neighbors so that they too may drink in the essence of enlightenment that has kept you so attentively at the watch, and become entwined in their rapture so that you may fully experience the fruits of their loins.

OK g?

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There's no real reason to accept the way things have changed.
Staring down the barrel of a 45.

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cant explain im the most confused ,,hey 82 you wanna take this one

Yes Gimp. Explain. On behalf of all the confused people!

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Yes Gimp. Explain. On behalf of all the confused people!

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wats goin on is HI ARSEHOLES lol

I think I need someone to explain what's going on in this thread again...

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Yes, and gimp unlocking the microchosm of his neighbors windows is central to the enlighenment that we truly seek. The only concern is that while he is unlocking that microchosm, the neighbors don't get out the old shotgun and give gimp the 1% Metal treatment.

And of course kala doesn't understand a thing that I'm saying, because I make no sense. Kala knows and understands THIS. Therefore, she has no expectations that I ever will make any sense. And that is why kala is the essence of perfection. Does that make sense? Love ya babe. :-)

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Then she told me she had a gun.
It sounded like she'd used it once before on him.
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when not peeing in windows we peep in windows to catch a microschism of society...just a splinter of society just like placing a key to the lock of life
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cecilky

well in short kala ,,82 said,,that if we can understand our neighbours and then in turn there neighbours and thus undertanding our country and then understanding our countries neighbours ,,then we will understand the world in all its glory,,and with that comes a better acceptance of what we need to do ,to bring this planet back from the brink of worlds end,,and wen we see our enlightened paths we shall find peace and in the eternity to come find happyness

Hey mofo, I have not the slightest idea what 82 said!

yes 82 you are correct to know ur neighbours window is to grow with wisdom and to peep thru ur own wisdom is to seek enlightenment,,and yes good point mofo ,,what is in kala's head

so 82 what's it like in kala head??

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I'm in here Oz-noids :-)
www.myspace.com/erandbr

You read my mind 82!

Yes g, very existential. That is why we continue to crouch in the bushes of life, so we may peer into the voids that our neighbors call lives. The sheer emptiness of their being heightens our understanding of the darkness that we so readily accept as the world we know. There shall be no rest for those who fail to find that knowledge, while we, the enlightened, shall experience peace and satisfaction entrained in our universe for all eternity.

Does that cover it, bro?

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Then she told me she had a gun.
It sounded like she'd used it once before on him.
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thats my point ,,,

Don't worry Gimp- I never have been either!!! I am not entirely sane…

PIE! =D

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ur not mentally capable to understand fully wat i was saying ,,sorry

Now I am scared- I am going to shut all my windows.

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we peep thru windows because they are a gateway to understanding ,,for if i stood in my back yard and ignored all other yards i am there for blind to change ,,never wanting to experience the new ,,and if i wandered thru all my neighbours back yards i would get a feeling of knowing,so wen getting this knowing if i wanted to know more a window to ones house will elevate my understanding of who my neighbour is and therefor not be ignorant,,my window is for anyone to look in ,,please feel free to get to know ur gimp,,is that ok 82 lol

Gimpster, you want to field that one?

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Then she told me she had a gun.
It sounded like she'd used it once before on him.
<strong>\m/_</strong>***OW/BSA***<strong>_\m/</strong>

Why do we keep peeping into peoples windows?

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you are kinky arent you cecilky ?? but I'm not PEEING in your window..

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I'm in here Oz-noids :-)
www.myspace.com/erandbr

hahahaha bet you guys freezing your arses off when peeing in my window.
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cecilky

I'm leaving it in the closet so you guys don't feel so all alone in there. And tonight we're closing the shades. Right kala?

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Then she told me she had a gun.
It sounded like she'd used it once before on him.
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yeah mate we all missed you mate,,and yes the doll 82 has got is very surprised everytime 82 does somethin to it lol ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha