HONESTLY describe yourself here,,if you can

ok ozznoids i know the fun of you all but look in the mirror and describe yourself here,,oh try and keep it brief-ish,,,and be honest,,,,

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trust me dont go there

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

yes 2ROCK is scary

huh.....sounds scary

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-Willow

in those places you learn nothing

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

really? wow....i never knew that....i suppose you learn something new every day, eh?

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-Willow

hey keep away from those straight jackets ,,ive spent time in a lunatic asylum ,,no fun no fair,,,

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

hahahahaha! wwell, its good im patient then,because it'll give me time to figure out wat the hell they're saing while they try to get out of their straight jackets like that famous magician

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-Willow

i dont know yet,,i'll let you know later,,but as you know the crazy people say the darndest things ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

=-) thanks Gimp. hey, are you having one of your wise moments, or are you just being crazy, like usual? hahahahaha! jk, dude, jk.... =D

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-Willow

hey well when youve grown up ,,your body stops growing but your mind will always grow,,always ,,, leave a thort for that,,you can always teach a old dog new tricks,,its just a saying dont slag me for saying dog,,oh thats right over there is it a complement or what,,over here it means your a rat or ugly,,,i mean it in the nicest way possible,,cheers 2rock

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

one thing that sucks about my looks is that i look 16/17, not 13. =( so far, 5 guys who're probably 20+ have stared at me! =>.<= it made me turn all pink and embarrassed, which made them stare at me more!!! >< ugh, sometimes i HATE growing up!!!!!!

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-Willow

and well yes im telling the truth,,, oh and 82 i know what you look like so dont go pointing fingers ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

OK, I've seen a picture of gimpster and I know that he's telling the truth. hahaha!

hey 2rock dont read my next line
hey kala i beleive you,,,my mirror says im a knuckle dragging cave troll ,,,and its ok for you to be a witch ,,im a male witch,,,,,and kala you shouldnt get mad you should get evil oops even ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

ahahahahaha......i dont even know how to kiss, let alone do something.....in bed, with someone...... =00= if i even think about it, i get embarrassed.....=>.<= ok, im shutting off mybrain now.....duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh....... =)

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-Willow

My mirror says I'm not too bad to be 45
I'm a lonely person who loves to be home alone (not alone at all, with my dogs), I'm a kind of witch, people are afraid to talk to me because I get mad... but with my very few friends I'm nice, funny, loyal... and I am very good for sex

XD gosh, i love you guys.... *in a friendly sort of way*

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-Willow

yep they have momentary lapses or reason

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

I thought that was the Brits. Ooh, wrong forum. hahahaha!

yes maybe sometimes i have moments of wisdom,,but they do say crazy people do say the darndest things ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

=) thanks, Gimp, and you're right....surprising~!!! hahahahahahaha! i guess you have your moments, huh? hahahaha~!

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-Willow

yep i was just showing you asylum that there is many ways to describe asylum ,,same as anyone ,,,we are all the same but totally different,,we all came here for the same reason ,,OZZY..and we stay because in some small way we enjoy each others company,,i love all you ozznoids only in the plutonic way,,i have gotten to know you all,,,..0h and 82 i knew you understood me,,see secretly i know your gimpish ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
oh and 2rock your a normal person who loves ozzy

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

uhm...thanks, 82 (i think....?)

you know, not many guys like me. and its not because im not pretty or anything, btu the thing is....T.T is that they only see me as a good friend and one of my best friends, who was a guy i liked (and what i said earlier was what happened with me and him! he liked me, i liked him, we never said anything....><), told me that i was an awesome friend and that it'd be hard to see past that..... v.v it makes me a little sad, but...hey, friends are the best thing you can have, right?

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-Willow

Asylum, are you sure that you're not in your early 50s. You sound just like one of my best friend from school. Hey, sometimes I understand what gimpster means, which is pretty damn scary in itself. What I saw is that, like with you, asylum means a lot of different things. On the other hand, gimp may have just been trying to show us that the place he stays in Oz is listed there - The Benevolent Asylum. hahahaha! Wait a minute. It said "destitute." I thought it said "prostitute." Sorry gimp. Anyway Asylum, you don't seem like such a bad guy to me.

And 2ROCK, you sound absolutely normal, or average, or whatever you want to call it.

hahaha.....

me, im....athletic looking body, short brown hair with side swept bangs (to the right!), doe brown eyes, light freckles across nose and cheek bones, 13 (soon to be 14, yay!), emoish/gothic, normal breasts (my friends say im huge, but its cuz they're small >< i mean, C's, whoop-tee-do!), and all the guys i've gone out with have either become my best friends or totally forgotten about me and we're enemies for no reason. oh, and whenever i like a guy and i don't tell them, i find out 2 years later when i dont like them that they liked me when i liked them. it's.....annoying..... -.-

so yeah! im average with looks, i suppose..... =)

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-Willow

Thin, 14, long straight black hair, blue eyes, big boobs, and I've been told by my ex-boyfriends that I'm extremely sexy (and awesome in bed and an awesome kisser :)).
-Jessica
XOXOXO

I don't get it...

so if i type in the word asylum wikipedia tells me tha t,,hey i'll ava beau peep
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asylum
well there ya go
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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Black hair, brown eyes, all messed up mentally and neurotically, sometimes impulsive, cursed, nonconformist, piano, guitar, trumpet, vocals, possibly borderline schizophrenic, extremely wierd, very smart, blah blah blah...

CURSED: teachers email my parents claiming I did things I swear to God I didn't, many people are total dickmunchers to me for no apparent reason at all, abused (physically and verbally), perverted parents, blah blah blah...

POSSIBLY BORDERLINE SCHIZOPHRENIC: brain abnormalities, unusual thinking and speech, antisocial, avolition (apathy or lack of motivation), social withdrawal, dysphoria (sadness, anxiety), I'm not as interested in some things as I used to be, alogia (using as few words as possible in a sentence), and occasional anhedonia (inability to experience pleasure), I know I don't have asociality because I DO want to form relationships. I just don't tend to encourage myself, because I'm VERY sure that I'll just be rejected (because nobody (at my school) wants to hang out with a loser like me) and then dejected.
btw, I'm not telling you this from my own intelligence. I got this info from Wikipedia.

you also forgot persistant ha ha ha ha ha or persistantly strange ,,,ha ha ha ha ,,,would you like another tissue

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Oh yeah, I forgot strange. Thanks gimp! (he said as he wipes away a teardrop)

OK 2ROCK, you can unchill now.

sorry.... v.v

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-Willow

hey 2rock take a chill pill,,just chillax a bit,,were here for a bit of fun,,any time you like you can hassle me,,im up for it..
oh and 82 present company excepted ,,nice one ,hmmm i wonder who you where refering to,ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and i hate mobile fonels as well,,as they are rude and obnoxious,,i;ll be talking to some one face to face and there fone goes off and THEY have to take the CALL,,cant ring em back,,and well i hate computers not the internet,,actually i think this net is good because we can communicate with so many diferent types of people ,`it breaks the barriers and stereo types,,see i always thought americans were arseholes ,,well 82 because of you n mofo,,i have a greater understanding,,and actually my friend i can put you and mofo up there with some of the nicest people i have ever known,,you two are a bit strange ,hey but i like that in a person and i enjoy our little taunts,,,,,,,
and i always thought the welsh were a bit hard done by ,and i well i can figure why now ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha nah just joking you guys ,,

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Well, 2ROCK, I just talk to myself because it's the only intelligent conversation that I can find. So I'm hard-headed, I don't like change (boy has this past year been a nightmare), and I believe that God actually sent 12 plagues down on makind, not 10 like the Bible says. In at #11 is cell phones, followed at a distant #12 by the internet. And I hate compulsive liars - present company excepted, of course. OK, where are the damn smilies?!? substitute; hahahaha!

>////< DONT MAKE FUN OF ME!!! MY FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS BUGGING ME TO TALK MORE, AND WHEN I DO, I GET IN TROUBLE!!!! >.< i cant help it....i just don't like talking out loud a lot unless im around good friends..... >>////////<< SO STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!! or.....OR I WONT TALK ANYMORE!

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-Willow

starters ,well continue 82,,your just old enuf to be my big brother,,
hey 38 i busted a nut laughin so hard ha ha ha ah ha ha ah
so 2rock was that quite difficult or ,quiet and difficult ha ha ha h

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

hahahaha! OK, I'm old enough to be your grandfather. How's that for starters? hahahaha!

aw, c'mon, 82! describe yourself. i did! =)

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-Willow

Come on now gimp! You don't really want me to destroy the illusion, do you?

oh, and im hard to scare

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-Willow

alright, i'll try....usually, no one will believe me when i tell them these things....

shy, serious, kind, easy to talk to, quiet, difficult, cant really take jokes too well, funny without meaning to be, reluctant, knowledgeable in certain subjects, knowledgeable with advice for my age generation, young but looks older than what i seem, inexperienced in many things but willing to try, creative

=) how was that.....?

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-Willow

tall,dark young,handsome incredible in bed and a COMPULSIVE LIAR
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THOSE WHO CAN DO,THOSE WHO CANT TEACH

well no-ones game--- FIGURES

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

well i will start,,,,,,brash- smart- funny-- tyranical--up myself-- syco -- tame sometimes-- excitable-- stubborn --shauvanistic-- jokester well prankster -- twisting other peoples minds -- dominate-- goofball -- talkative--cant make up my mind - and well i think on it and add more later
so c'mon ozznoids point the judgement stick at yourselves and hava go,,lets see all the demons you have

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/