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if i could live anywhere at the moment andy it would be next to your stash of alcohol,,put a couple of chairs there and we'll see who'll fill them

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

I can look at the sea/waves for ages

I can also be in the woods with nature, and if some want to be naturists, then that is up to THEM!

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why is every one so attached to the ocean ,,,i prefer the tree change not a sea change

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

The ocean (OK the Bristol channel, is basically the sea) is 1.5 hours drive from home driving at the legal speed limit of 70 miles per hour!

Blackpool is basically the same, and if I wanted to go to Liverpool, then it would be about 1.25 hours to drive, and the same goes for manchester! Then again London is just over 1.5 hours away (about 110 miles)

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not lately blades ,,cool --do it

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

right kala, me too - have i mentioned lately that i want to live by the ocean?

at the moment I rather go for earth

HEAVEN
hey ragman i hate the heat ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

HELL

yeah i like that one ,,always wandered what waldo did on his holidays ,,ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh yeah waldo in australian is wally

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

OMG...that's hilarious Gimp~ you have to upload that one on your profile too! but keep your main one, that is a great tie-in for this one.

http://www.jtrue.com/cartoons/art/low/wheres_waldo.jpg
BEWARE open if you dare

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gimpnoid
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well give a link

yeah the blown out gimp in latex ,,i thought so,,every time i look at my profile i think i should change the foto ,but then fuk it i'll leave it,you should see my face book one ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

i don't know. but your image for the site would be a must for the cover. it's hilarious.
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Why can't I see him?

what would i call it
gullables travels
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
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you should write a book. why not?

yeah cool i had a cold river to wash in ,,ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i liked being clean in those surroundings it,that made me feel good inside,when all around was so crappy,,these days around the outskirts of sydney so many displaced people are now living in caves and such,i see a thing on telly about it,and well i was the first ,so i think i paved the way for such of a existance --gimp the trail blazer ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ,,i have memories of some nights shivering so much and other summer nights lieing in a pool of sweat,,but ya gotta do what ya gotta do to survive,,i am seriously thinking of writing a tale of the gimp,so many funny things have happened to me,i spose we could all do that ,,you know i have a criminal past and the only reasons for that behavour was out of nessescity,,and now i dont do a thing wrong ,dont need to ,anyway the past is were it can stay,and the future brings promise ,hope love and freedom

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gimpnoid
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well gimp, if it's any consolation, when my mom and i went through our worst times, i hung in the woods a few weekends or more in cabins they build back east in snow country for travelers should storms suddenly hit and they get stranded. i used to hang out there to avoid going around her & my sister who (given their religious addiction) literally said and thought i was possessed of the devil (because of my Black Sabbath, Nazareth, etc t-shirts lol)... heh heh...i had a boyfriend stay with me at the time of course. so i did "rough it" a few times too. i couldn't imagine living in a cave for any length of time tho, although most of my young years were spent outdoors. that would be just too rough. i would have to have a warm spring nearby. i need my warm baths or showers lol.

it was part of necessity,,i spent six years with no house to speak of,,wandered aimlessly from squat to squat till i realised the police would always move me on so i went scrub (bush),first down along a river under a humpy(lean-too),then up in the mountains in a cave ,yes it got cold ,but wood was a plenty and i kept the home fires burning,,and all this time mrs gimp stood by my side ,,well not living with me but always my girl,she did stay in the cave from time to time,,,,and the term odd is fine or whatever you like or how about oddly weird,,our lifes journey makes us what we are

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

JUST KIDDING GIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm not expecting an answer to that one. i'm so exhausted...i'm having brain farts within brain farts. so on that note...i'd rather live in my bed where my bones won't be so damned cold like they are sitting here on this tile floor, toes freezing, nose getting there!

well, you lived in a cave. not everyone does that. you must have been c-c-c-c-old in the winter time. and note that the word used was "odd" ... not "weird." or, do you prefer the word "weird?" do you find that more fitting? please, tell... (-: tease tease.

theres that pffft again,,yes details are always good

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gimpnoid
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pfft. niggling about details.

i wouldnt use the term odd,,im not sure how i would term myself hmmm i will get back to you about that,,have to ponder

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gimpnoid
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you're an odd duck gimpnoid. indeed. a very strange read. leaves much to ponder... ~*

you brought up wolfcreek,,and yes its loosely based on a true story,,,just wait for the ivan milat story to be turned into a movie ,,thats the freakyest
heres a snippet
http://www.throng.com.au/cia-crime-investigation-australia/ivan-milat-the-backpacker-murders#
im not sure of statistics,i think the human race has all sorts everywhere on this planet,,it'd be luck of the draw where this type of person lives or exists,,anyway yes your right lets forget this topic,,but i'll leave ya with this
http://judicial-inc.biz/port_arthur_massacre.htm

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

now didn't you say Australia was founded with the more extreme criminals gimp? are you sure America - in percentages - has more psycho or sociopathic killers here? and why are we even discussing this! omg, it's a conversation thats giving me the willies!

there are more crazies in america than australia,,just remember in australia EVERYONES A WIN-Naaaahhhhhhhh
'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you got more chance of being killed by traffic in australia than a syco serial killer

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

that is hilarious gimp. especially the first one. and it's the wolfcreek series that got me (involuntary shiver remembering the crazies). heard that was based on a true story. holy crap.

agree with that,,but who's dance card ,,andy's

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gimpnoid
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I don't know. Those fellas are a little more into leather and not so much heels. But I bet their dance cards would be full.

are you talking about the blue oyster bar 82,,i think andy drinks there with bruce ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
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Hey, what about the Gray Bar Hotel?

hey guitar hero i'll join ya in the crappy hotel,never been in a hotel before crappy or good

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

A crappy hotel on the outskirts of New York City (I've always wondered what that would be like!)

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I AM the ultimate Randy Rhoads fan.

oh and 82 when and if ya come to australia,,im your tour guide,,i know how to deal with the locals (with a big stick),and i can always lead you straight to alcohol at the end of a long day ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

hey blades wich horror movies were they ,,the dundee series ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha or wolf creek ,, croc,, bad boy bubby, turkey shoot ,mad max series, the matrix series, s*** weve had heaps of movies done here ,,oh yeah fortress,,and i'd like to say lord of the rings ,,well not yet,,wich means most great things that come out of new zealand we end up claiming as ours ha ha ha haha ha oh and blades heres a add or two for you to ponder on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7ci3b-IsWg&feature=PlayList&p=5DBFFBB328AA986E&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ITM2wvK6qs&feature=PlayList&p=5DBFFBB328AA986E&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=13

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

I'd kind of like to go to Oz myself. And maybe to New Zealand to find an "old friend."

Anyway, if I could live ANYWHERE in the world it would be with Valerie Bertinelli! And if not, I guess Lita Ford or Marie Osmond would be OK.

i would love to see the world, how can i mention where i would like to live when as a working class parent i haven't seen it! i'd love to take a trip and explore Europe. and New Zealand. Ever since a couple of horror movies, Australia scares the crap out of me!

im not evil there andy your use of the whores drawers got me laughin ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha never heard that one before

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Evil Gimp, not having sympathy for your fellow oznoid! bar humbug

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Number 1

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ha haha hahaha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Bad head in the morning, perhaps I forgot to switch my alarms off at 0415 and 0428 did not help! Plus the frequent rises during the night to displace fluid. Must have been up and down more times than a whores draws!

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Number 1

well why are you here ,,you should be flat on the floor by now,,

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Back on the booze! ye ha, S H I T E I'm sounding like a country cousin!

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Number 1

nah mate thats not a threat,,a threat would sound more like me n 82 are coming to your place with pigbeasts and chooks ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha with no alcohol

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

There was a song - "Where ever I lay my hat thats my home"! Not very rock and roll but a good song from the 1980's.

Just a bit of wishful thinking, or was there a threat? hahahahahahaha

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are you considering to visit one of us ozznoids mate-- my door is open and the port is ready,and where eva you throw your hat you can sleep--another words plenty of room for a crash over

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Subtle clue I would need a vISA, and not the credit card

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Number 1