the Oznoid players are pleased to present the remake...

He is an olde but goode! However, it is a tough one to cast! For the lead i have chosen the apple/flower of her olde mans eye! So please keep it clean, and I know that you can!
Snow White - Simpi
The Prince -
The Wicked Witch -
Happy - Wildchild
Grumpy - 82
Bashfull - Gimpster
Doc - Andy J
Sneezy - Asylum
Sleepy - 32
Dopey
Metrosexual
Usless
Lazy
Excitable - Arisewithin
Pimp
Moshmaster - Odin
Chef
Beast
Sleezey )
Politician)

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fair enuf andy she who will remane nameless can be who ever you want her to be ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

So the F word means something else to our colon ial friends(?) The it is a new one on me!

I know it has been a while since I drank from the furry cup (AKA Little Britain), And The thought of seeing something like a piece of seet corn deposited somewhere, (AKA the Macc Lads) makes me sick! So the thought of Brown and white sheets may be 82's, BUT is not Mine!

She who will remain nameless cane be the wicked witch, or in my books if nowhere else!

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Number 1

no problems kala -- just keep that whip away from me ha ha ha ha oh what am i saying ,i enjoy that stuff ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Better do it

oh this is graat stuff,, and i beleive you kala--and i'll just keep on your good side --that is a safe bet

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

A princess and a witch, you're right 82! just try me!

From my experience, a witch and a princess may be one in the same. Oh dear kala, which one are you really? Or will you keep us guessing?

yep ,hey but i thought you would of been the princess

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

And the witch? hey friends, I can do that job!

yes i did say FOREIGN -- foreign --FOREIGN FOREIGN--- well andy's double entendre-ing allways implys he's gayish-- so i was just saying ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

hahahahahahahaha! He said "foreign." hahahahahaha!

not that kind of foreign andy,,stop thinking those thoughts that involve both of us ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

So 82 you are a turtle, or is that Turtles heads? hahahahahaha

Gimp, Are you really foriegn?

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Number 1

Wee-wee, mon sewer.

well i am foreign to you andy--thanx for noticing ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Wow, all this foriegn language skills! hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Number 1

al ar natural,,ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

And would we call this something like "natural selection?" hahaha!

well since you live in gator country i'd prefer gators to what you want to give me ,,i still think a couple of koala's might sort your issues with the cubans out-- one could smoke the other ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

No doubt. But it's not the cigars that I want to get rid of.

but the cigars would be better

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

I'll see your chlamidia and raise you 10 Cubans. (and I ain't talking about cigars)

i'll raise your gator --two crocs and a koala with clamiidia stuffed with oranges ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Hmmm, what comes from Florida? Gators? Oranges? Thoroughbred race horses? Chickens? Black Angus cattle? Jai-Alai? Seminole Indians? Cubans? Oh, yeah - PIGGIES!

hey i know i want to be a dwarf no no not the red variety ha ha ha ha but can i be screwy

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Well 82, it appears that you have a big closset that you are hiding in!

What ws that line from "Full Metal Jacket" - Only steers and what was it comes from Florida! hahahahahahahaha

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Number 1

lol ha ha ha ha ha ha im leaving that one alone ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Now bend over, Dr. Andy needs to take your temperature, Kip.

I would only play doctors and nurses with the female of the species, so Gimp, you are tottaly safe!

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Number 1

grumpy thats more like it ha ha ha ha ha ha
and doctors and nurses ,,never been ill before ,so this is my first time around the turnstyle

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Well, if you want to be LAzee, then so be it!

Well, it has been a very long time since I played Doctors and Nurses! Heck, I even vaigley remember the rules, if there were any! hahahahahahahahahaha. NOW then where is my nurse, and not like Alice Coopers nurse!

Yet again the loonatics have taken over the asylum, sorry my topic! hahahahahahahahahahaha Some things never change, I surpose?

If I can not be the Prince, then I will be Grumpy, hahahahahahahahaha

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Number 1

not that kind of doc ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Lazy is so me!

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Serj Tankian: Four thousand hungry children leave us per hour from starvation,
While billions are spent on bombs, creating death showers!

Hey g, from what you've said maybe your doc could play 'Doc' and really fit the part. hahaha!

hey mate if i tell you then ,,oh well yes plenty of cybills ha ha ha ha you know what they say about crazy women in the sack

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Like Cybil?

are you having a few drinks andy ha ha ha ha ,,its alright ive gone to bed with and woken up with crazy women ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Ok, If you want I will be the prince, as I am Suave and soffisticated, and kissed may frogs!, sorry I should have ben kissed by a frog to turn me! No not like that, like that, hahahahahaha (aka Paul Danniels)

Mind you, I have never gone to bed with an Ugly woman, but I have woken with the ODD one! hahahaha, or was that the beer talking?

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Number 1

ha ha ha ha thats why im horny ha ha ha ha ha ha and my wife ,,well im not telling ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

s***! You'll be horny whether your're Metrosexual, Doc, Grumpy, or freakin Snow White!

hey 82 you can be ,,humpy ha ha ha with all those skinned wombats errr i mean pig beasts ha ha ha
and i'll still be horny

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Hey, Asylum can be Bashful, and gimp can be Metrosexual! hahahahaha! Too funny for me to be grumpy right now.

After being up 30 hours and going to work I had a hot chocolate this morning, especially as I was blinking on the motorway, So I did not need a nursery ryhm, etc this morning!

So Why Sneezy, Well it seemed good at the time, but if you want a pick/create another then why not! However, It brings you and everyone else in, I hope for a laugh

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Number 1

why indeed ,,,,
and andy i hate bedtime stories,,,i got a bedtime story i go to bed and get a full nights sleep,, ha ha ha ha ha but that wont happen,,never does ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Why am I Sneezy?

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Serj Tankian: Four thousand hungry children leave us per hour from starvation,
While billions are spent on bombs, creating death showers!

I thought at Midnight there was a PUFF of smoke and you turned into a pumkin! hahhahahahahaha

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Number 1

well when you get the beer dont forget the bourban and head to my window its open with a glass on the ledge ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah mose well get up and have a drink with you

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Not quite, old buddy. It's my turn to lurk. Actually, it's only 1 AM, so it's my turn to get another beer. I live for the weekend (cheap abuse of a Triumph song).

hmmm wait a minute im no enemy or friend ,,maybe the midnight fiend ha ha ha ha ha well looking thru your window i see your slleping right now mwa ha ha ha mwa ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

hahahaha! Horny! hahaha! Where are those damn smilies? hahahaha!

Well, gimp, you know that old saying that goes "keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer." hahahahaha!