the Oznoid remake of "Apocalypse NOW!"
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Wednesday, September 9, 2009 - 01:05
theres is no body and never hasbeen,,and crocket says the only hasbeen here is me ,,but callahan came back to search for the wiggles as
they are knowm over seas as the koala crew ha ha ha ha spreeding global domination everywhere by way of clamidia-- callaghan shows crocket what exactly happens to some one after catching the dreaded clamidia
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its an extreme case were koala dna mixes with human,,giving birth to the species known as the humphrey b bear syndrome,,,and suspiciously gimp spider boy wants this strain to continue with gimpness,,but no one knows his plans
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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/
Tuesday, September 8, 2009 - 12:08
Back at the caddy shack we find Murray and the infamous Tommy Boy enjoying a few hits of the special house blend of California sensimilla and astro turf. About that time the cry of “Freeze gophers!” is heard, and Dredd, Callahan, and the “gimpy” spiderboy, along with newly assigned agents Sonny Crockett and Lester Tubbs from Miami, burst through the door. They quickly identify Tommy Boy and shoot the punk. Col. Sam Flagg, the Army’s lead investigator on this case, arrives on scene and immediately informs everyone that nobody saw him, he was never there. However, Col. Flagg does let Callahan and Dredd know that they have a new case with Dr. Lechter, but it is a matter of national security, and he is sworn to secrecy and can’t talk about it - but it has something to do with chlamidia. Crockett and Tubbs volunteer to stay behind, in privacy with spiderboy, and collect and test the evidence. After several hours of testing they decide to contact the new coroner, Dr. Johnny Fever. Fever asks Crockett and Tubbs to quickly bring the remaining evidence to his office. Crockett and Tubbs want to know what they are supposed to do with the body. “What body?” Fever asks.
Sunday, August 16, 2009 - 18:38
but after bill skins fifth wiggle the pursuit of john boy is halted,,the search now intensifies fur bill murry who is in a infinite loop of time derangly looking for a groundhog,,so harry callaghan and dread hire the services of a freaky teenager wearing a spandex suit that oddly looks like a spider web,they pay him some cryponite because the spider boy has insecurity issues and wants to be the only super heroe on the job,,so spiderboy was tipped off that bill murry had a new hide out at the golf club called the caddy shack,,
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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/
Sunday, August 16, 2009 - 12:32
Gibbs wants to know what happened to the body, and discovers that it was turned over to the coroner, a Dr. Lechter. No one is really sure why the coroner also wanted a frying pan, a nice chianti and some fava beans. Gibbs also checks in with Callahan and Dredd to see what the status of their investigation into John Boy is, and is informed that they shot the punk. Dr. Lechter asks for more chianti and fava beans. Callahan and Dredd let Gibbs know that, after an extended car chase through The Streets of San Francisco, they caught up with a couple of John Boy's accomplices, Jake and Elwood Blues - The Blues Brothers, Based on information obtained from The Blues Brothers, the search is now on for John Boy's brother, Tommy Boy.
Saturday, August 15, 2009 - 10:09
"Hey Mr. T, you shore do have a purdy mouth." Just then McGarrett and Five-O show up. "Book 'em Klinger! I want these mother-f***ing faggots off my mother-f***ing river. Now I'm going up the river to see Commissioner Gordon." Jethro Gibbs (not to be confused with Bodine) and NCIS are now investigating the death of an Army colonel named Kurtz. Gibbs sends his top agents, Harry Callahan and Judge Dredd, to round up the primary suspect known as John Boy. During the investigation they discover that John Boy hangs with a couple of midgets. One is an infamous drug dealer named Dopey, and the other is called Sneezy because of his cocaine habit. They also find out that he has an insatiable lust for the popular Las Vegas stripper Snow White.
Friday, August 14, 2009 - 19:31
hey cool the a team only wanted to find granny's still to chill and have a few ,,then the pulp fiction gimp turned up and mr t said i pidy ta fool,,but the gimp was sneaky grabbed the stash and went to gilligans hut and partyied all night with the skipper and gilligan,,the next day the a team woke up with hangovers only to realize that the redneks from rape arse creek had turned up,,
stay tuned same gimp time
same gimp channel
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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/
Friday, August 14, 2009 - 12:35
Col. Kurtz's command is finally terminated when he gets run over by Radar on his way to meet the Minnow incoming with wounded (it's really the A Team after they found Granny's still in the jungle). Kurtz's place is taken by Sir Jethro D. d'Bodine, Head Varlet to the Earl of Clampett. Kurtz's men will no longer be sneaking across the border to attack Somali warloards because they have to stay and protect the castle from oafs and churls and such.
Thursday, August 13, 2009 - 07:05
Is this where Hawkeye and Trapper John complain about the food and Col. Kurtz's troops cut off the cook's head instead of the ox? And Granny promises to teach Ginger how to cook the pigbeast that the Rangers took out in Somalia. (How's that? I even worked Black Hawk Down into this one.)
Sunday, August 9, 2009 - 19:17
G, the visions I have right now.....I can see the Minnow putting down a little river in Cambodia. How a bout the Professor taking a leak and getting attacked by a tiger. The Skipper takes Hotlips away from Burns. Gilligan becomes Col. Kurtz's assistant and starts wearing dresses. OMG, possibilities are endless. haha! Granny can run the still.
As we like the smell of napalm with breakfast, who can we cast in the following roles?:
Walter Kurts
Bill Killere
Ben Willard
Chef
Mr Clean Miller
George Philips
Colonel Lucas
Miss MAY
Miss AUGUST
is there anyone that i have left out?
you will note! after a previous question why do I get the best roles! I have left my self out, to allow a fair fight for the roles! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha