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Pets go better with.....

based on an ad here so what do you reckonb?.................GRAVY

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is that vegie oil and what erb we talkin about

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pet go better with some oil an herbs

ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha
a stretcher rack

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yep they can be pissed all they want...
What bout the old fashioned Iron Maiden.....nice containment for any PET
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cecilky

This stuff would really piss off the ASPCA don't ya think? lol

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<em>It's time now, my time now.
Give me my, give me my wings!</em>
-----<strong>Maynard James Keenan</strong>-----

oh yeah go the cool whip

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There's always room for Cool Whip.

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Angels on fire, they fall from the sky.
Heaven and hell will be burning tonight.
Covered in ashes I cry out your name
But out of the flame, we shall rise again.

nipple whips

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ha ha ha ha ha ha
cat-o-nine tails

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whips an chains
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cecilky

same as bfore ,,recycled ha ha ha ha ha ha

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bangers an mash an bacaRDI
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cecilky

bangers an mash an bacaRDI
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cecilky

yes well pets go better with a bang

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bang gthere it is!!!!

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cecilky

well were is the nitrogen gas,,there is a room for that

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stinky slinky caught in between a wedge
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cecilky

bubble wrap and staws and a slinky

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road kill pie mmm yum!
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cecilky

bubble wrap an straws

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cecilky

and bubble wrap

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they go better with latex

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cecilky

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha cool yep very important
well 82 here this is for australia
goon or goonie = moselle in large quantities
stubbie or pint or long neck or slab or throwdown or schooner or pis or amber fluid any or all of them will get you beer ,either in a glass or large quantities ha ha ha ha ha ha
rockect fuel = any top shelf that will stuff you to three sheets to the wind
bundy = aussie bundaberg rum
wine = dont worry a girls drink over here
oh and a hint after a long session of drinking make sure you have bought a cask of somethin so at a party or dinner or any where other than home ,,you can remove the inner bag and bloww it up so you have a pillow ,,or here we call it a space pillow ,,very helpfull ha ha ha ha ha this message was brought to you by a gimp that drinks

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Well, I know how to say the impotant things in a lot of languages.

beer, bier, birra, bere, biere, olut, ol, cerveza, cerveja, pivo, piwo.................
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Angels on fire, they fall from the sky.
Heaven and hell will be burning tonight.
Covered in ashes I cry out your name
But out of the flame, we shall rise again.

i would of expected you to know russian ,,i would love to learn that one day after i learn german and old norse

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i know a little of the following german, japanese, iraqui,english,spanish and i know full russian -- ozzy will never die he will live on forever in the hearts and souls of billions

aussie is easier than english ,,i seee in about 100 years they will be two languages

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I haven't learnt english yet so australian is out of my capacity

yep i also said to cecilky that she needs to visit so she can give me some inspiration in the drinking department,,also i said to her that i havent been that drunk since she was here last

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no i understood a little australian one you were talking about a finding a place that would be affordable to drink and actualy get drunk at i've been working on learning a bit of australian -- ozzy will never die he will live on forever in the hearts and souls of billions

ha ha ha yeah i havent been there for a while either

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Vampire, don't worry about it. You're not missing anything.
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Angels on fire, they fall from the sky.
Heaven and hell will be burning tonight.
Covered in ashes I cry out your name
But out of the flame, we shall rise again.

ok asylum what the

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GRAVY!
BUTTERED TOAST!
OH EDDY! I'VE GOT CRANBERRY SAUCE!

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<em>Mama, I don't wanna die.
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!</em>
-----<strong>Freddie Mercury</strong>-----

lost about what ,,my last post,,it was in australian

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chain iced god father im lost -- ozzy will never die he will live on forever in the hearts and souls of billions

too right cecilky ,strewth i avent been that plastered since you pulled up a pew ere,,i reckon its on the cards in a tad,,just need to find a watering hole that wont rip me blind,but it will make me blind,im wondering when you will tiptoss again,need some insprition ha ha ha ha ha

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better than a poe face! or poo face not as good as being s*** faced!
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cecilky

well i know you have a great poker face,,deep fried today hey cecilky ha ha ha ha

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Think Kala has you all bluffed! Beware the nice Ice Lady
Like my pets deep fried today -with onion rings

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cecilky

no that wouldnt of happened 82,,kala is too nice to ice

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Smart move g. I'm here to tell ya she's a chainer. She iced me permanently, I think.

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Angels on fire, they fall from the sky.
Heaven and hell will be burning tonight.
Covered in ashes I cry out your name
But out of the flame, we shall rise again.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i got nothing here,no comeback at all

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you're welcome g, but take your gloves off

ha ha ha ha ha i aint going there

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My dog Xoi has a new toy: it's a glove, with my hand inside!

when are you going to be my god father,,level up

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Don't forget to collect your bonus from the godfather.

cool i'll go

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Funeral on my page!