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please support gimpnoids anti smoking campain

well oznoids i seen the doctor today, and ive been told to give up the bungers ( smokes ),,in australia over the last year the pharmacies have had on their shelves a product called champax ,,they target the nicotene recpetors in the brain and fool them to think lifes great sort of,,so over the next week i have to clense my gimptastic body ha ha ha ha ha ,of all crap,, like caffeine alcohol ,,or any drug of choice one takes,,but not me im clean of drugs for a very long time now ,so my next hurdle is smokes...any person who smokes needs to think seriously about this habit as it is slow suicide,,very nasty suicide--- you wouldnt slit your wrists or hang your self or blow your brains out with a gun,would you,,,--- tobacco should be banned world wide-- so please can you ozznoids show some support for me in the next month as this will be my hardest thing ive done,,and i will keep you posted of how this drug works,, champax that is-- cheers to you all

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Come one, spill the beans on how the stopping is going!

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Number 1

Well it has been 3 months since this post!

So how is it going?

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Number 1

You are right again (did I just type that, really) evn Ozzy says it is easier to quit smack than Nicotine!

However, I would you imagine that you bow to mrs Gimp, especially if you have upset her!

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Number 1

yes i know bow to knowone or anything ,,i have gotten rid of so much addictive stuff so far and well nico tene is stiff sometimes tormenting me

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

GIMPNOID --- you are your own god your own leader, bow to nothing or no one

So did you manage your road trip without a puff? hahahahahaha

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Number 1

At least you cutting back, for the sake fo the family if nothing else!

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Number 1

yeah a road trip will test me,,i do have a odd smoke when im in the company of alcohol and others ,,usually just down at the local,,wich isnt often,,doesnt matter after my thyroids are removed the cigarotts will be gone completely,,back to the medicine to stop fully

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

Younever told me the other night if you have manged to stay off the wicked nicotine sticks, and can you possibly cope with a road trip?

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Number 1

andy read the book mate,nike or no nike just do it,,find some time

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

You got the time and the book, I just got the book at the minute!

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Number 1

and they are

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

Just let the pages smoke as you read!

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Number 1

its hard and slow and i would love one right now--hey what are we talking about ha ha ha ha ha ha ha just jokin andy

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

Are you still keeping it UP!????

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Number 1

Hows it going?

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Number 1

yeah my gob now prefers other things ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

Your profile pic is the picture of the gimp fart I found not long ago lol. Even If you were not nice to look at you wouldn't be helping the situation with a smoke in your gob lol.

have ya seen my profile ,,im not nice lookin ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

Good on ya man! Nothing I hate worse than seening a nice looking person light up! ICKY!!

well ive had a couple of meltdowns but on a whole doing fine

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

No with them it is thier expense claims that arer so ludicrus, and IF i made a fraction of thier claims I would be in prison on fraud/theft, etc!

So howis it going, a life without a smoke?

keeping it up ......I Hope

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Number 1

just tell the english politicians that ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

As long as you leave those f a gs alone. hahahahaha!

o and when theres a live gimpnoid in the populas the government want to know where it lurks ha ha ha ha h ah ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
no i am #1
always will be

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

<strong>"Who are you?"

"The new #2."

"Who is #1?"

"You are #6."

"I am not a number, I am a free man!"

"Hahahahahahahahaha!"</strong>

well yes my government want to know where i am all the time,,and wont let me leave

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

YOU had better stay where you ARE! hahahahahahahahaha

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Number 1

no right now in my time slot im a gimp,,but if i were to travel back to your countries i wouldnt be a gimp

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

So you are NOT a GIMP NOW, BUT you will be in the future?

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Number 1

i do care ha ha ha ha ha because im a future gimp

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Well, we'll be going back to regular time soon, and then you'll be 2 days and 2 hours ahead. It used to be 14 hours. What happened? Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care? hahahaha!

hey 82 nice sort of take on my future,,but since day light savings kiked in the otha day,it puts me a hour ahead again and if you guys have daylight sabvings then i'll be more futuristic ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

just leave those F A G 's alone!

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Number 1

That's right, Andy. It's tomorrow in Oz. Of course, gimp likes fads, and anything that we do today he will want to do tomorrow. But since today is tomorrow in Oz, gimp won't be able to start catching up for another 2 days. By then, he'll be 3 days behind. As a matter of fact, gimp was 42 for a week before it was actually his birthday.

Hey g, just go burn one. You know, it kind of makes time and space all come together.

because im in the future remember

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

How can you claim to be a GIMP, when you confess that you are NOT there YET?

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i am a slow process ha ha ha ha ha ha its takin me ages to evolve into a gimp ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

I kmnow it is a slow process, so keep up the good work!

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Number 1

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha no reply ha ha ha ha on that ha ha ha ah too much laughing ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

hahahahaha! Just occasionally? hahahaha! Don't the chooks get jealous? hahahahaha! And do you have a ciggie after? hahahahahahahahaha!

only very occasional have one now,,when the stress of it all occurs

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Are you still F A G FREE?

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Number 1

YOU WANT STRESSSSSSSSSSSSSS DO YOU! HAHAHAHA

You know thatr IF I can for a fiend or should I say friend, then it shall be so!

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Number 1

i know what a cobber is andy and yeah dont stress over it -- you go for it

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

As usual I try my best especially for my cobbers (mates)

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Number 1

hey mate i think it might be one copy per person and well your there ,,you go for it mate

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Keep up the good work You may well get a signed copy of a certain book!

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Number 1

the red dust is the end off me port bottle ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/