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is that fresh killed cat

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Try KFC!
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cecilky

good on maccas for fukin up childrens dietry health,, happy fuked up Bday

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

On a more serious note, today is the 30th birthday of the Kids' Meal at McDonalds. OK, everybody to Mickey D's for a Kids' Meal - gimp's treat!

thats the best one, gimp. so farkin funny! i had a good giggle at it myself. show simp+odin, they'll pi#s themselves. ha,ha,ha....

ive just gotta say i really fukin enjoy this forum ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ha ha ha haha ha hey i can laugh italian ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ha ha h hahabhab ahnqhgksv,, i cant stop laughing ha ha bha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ,,and do you wish to share that with me n 82 or are you going to be a fuking fuk you fuk ha ha ha ha ha hga ha ha ha ha i still cant stop laughing ,,oh the joy of it all ha ha ha ha ha lol lol lol loo trip ta ma loo my darling ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i still cant stop laughing

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gimpnoid
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hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha! That's it! hahahaha!

hey gimp, did it look like this?

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_03/dancowpieDM1609_468x379.jpg

ha ha ha h ha ha ha ha mashed cat with pigbeast meat ,,a healthy meal for a gimp ,,,

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

You mashed the cat? What, like potatos?

well i keep earing strange noises

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Are you sure that you have only stashed the CAT?

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Number 1

i stashed the cat in the closet next to that suit ,,didnt you read the sign on the door--- keep out

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

sorry simp i got some bad news. i think i know where ur cat has gone! i think ur dad eat her!

http://media.photobucket.com/image/gimp%20suit/Antwuan3000/GimpSuit.jpg

hey simp you own a cat ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and stop kissing it ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and it eats cat food

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

my dogs breath smells like dog food

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♥(Simpi)♥
--Ozzy rox 4 eva!!--

sorry i dont play the pink flute ,,were you lookin in the mirror again andy

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Not played pink flute for ages!

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Number 1

yes i know about the hairy palm thing but why me ,,over here its mrs palmer and her five daughters,,but you gave me a laugh with your take on it ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

I think 73 understood that one hahahahahaha. They used to say if you did something for tooooooooooooooooooo long you would develop hr on your palms! It yake it you knew about the PALMER TWINS!

Theres an open day at work so we are out to lunch today! So who knows what we shall eat!

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Number 1

hey how did i get hair on my palms,,did i misss somethin,,and those chooks are fine exactly where they are

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

hair on ur palms! sounds nasty! ha,ha,ha,ha.... thos chooks keeping u up gimp? ha,ha,ha...

By the souind of it Gimp, you just might have hair on the palms of you hands! hahahahahaha At least the Palmer twins will not desert you, hahahahahahahaha

Years ago a Chinese resurant in Birmingham, and it was meant to be a really good one, was raided and they found an Alsacian ... dog and a few others I seem to remember hanging in the fridge!

My Cousin managed to get back stage at a maiden gig in LA, nick thier beer, but miss meeting the band. I would have gone just for the beer. Cousins friend is covered in Tats all up HER arms!

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Number 1

yes i agree steak n kidney

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Steak and Kidney Pie with a lot of Liver and Oinion Gravy

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Number 1

Well done with onion gravy!!!
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cecilky

steak

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Back to food Guys;huh?
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cecilky

ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha good one simp ha ha ha haah ha ha she's getting to be just like me ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

did someone say steak?? lol

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♥(Simpi)♥
--Ozzy rox 4 eva!!--

i like beef steak,,,,,

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Its been a long time but I like beef cake(s)

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Number 1

i like pie

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♥(Simpi)♥
--Ozzy rox 4 eva!!--

the keyboard is silver

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♥(Simpi)♥
--Ozzy rox 4 eva!!--

jesus gimp are u talking about me on every damn topic.......
anyway yes i do like metal it is awesome

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odin out.

yes my two boys love metal--- two out of three anit bad,,,, simp likes ozzy rammstein rob zombie

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Yeah, play it. That will scare the crap out of Pink. And Odin sounds like he has very good taste in music. You should be proud, gimp.

hey simp if you ask me i will play it for you ,,,, thats what im here for, to point you in the right direction mwaha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

hmmmm seven keys,, classic metal?? i dont think im on the same planet as the rest of you

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♥(Simpi)♥
--Ozzy rox 4 eva!!--

yes i agree fukin classic clean metal,, keeper of the seven keys album one and two,,,,, my son likes them

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Absolute classics. Can't understand why my family doesn't like them. :-(

close 82 but no cigar,,there are seven keys to one life,,, happy hunting--------- oh and that album kiks arse and so does part two

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

For those who seek the 7 keys - it's Helloween.

how about Hot Dogs, with Mustard, chilli sauce, tomato sauce (relish)

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Number 1

squishy cat thru keyholes!
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cecilky

my cat (spok) eats cat food

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♥(Simpi)♥
--Ozzy rox 4 eva!!--

dont need keyholeds

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

what bout the keyholes?

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cecilky

what are the reasons why,, have you found the seven keys yet

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Nobody will ever let you know.
When you ask the reasons why,
They just tell you that you're on your own;
Fill your head all full of lies from the tablecloth!