True Blood is on Sky at the moment so it will be on testicle TV soon! So I presume it was the "Vampire Diaries". It is set in the South and the Vamps live in daylight and the community just as True Blood, and I have found getting into it is a little hard.

My Greek friend, just take it with a pinch of salt, as they take the mickey (make fun of the Germans, Australians, Americans, etc and even us Brits). So just run with it, as all of our countries have good and bad points, especially now with finances.

It is just a motoring program with some humour thrown in!, or is that the other way around. Clarkson mad fun of Lorry drivers as been rapists and murderers. Some lorry drivers complained. Clarkson was making light of what ONE lorry driver had done!

Just sit back and enjoy

What happened to your Vamp show Andy?

One of the hosts is a total idiot....he had a comedy show and he has zero humour so he started saying insults...especially about the Greeks...what an a**hole in his sorry attempt to hide his nothingness he started insulting like anybody laughs with that....

One of the hosts is a total idiot....he had a comedy show and he has zero humour so he started saying insults...especially about the Greeks...what an a**hole in his sorry attempt to hide his nothingness he started insulting like anybody laughs with that....

Joy o Joy, to night is the night the NEW SERIES of TOP GEAR is broadcast on BBC 2 tv at 2000BST(GMT+1. Check it out on the BBc Web Site BBC.co.uk, and search as you normally do!

According to the paper today, James May drive a Hilux up a live vulcano in ICELAND. I thought that they only sold frozen foods, hehehehehehehe. An English Joke!

On Thursday evening atr 2200 BST (GMT+1) on BBC radio 2 a program entitled "The glory of glam", features, Bowie, Marc bolan, etal. YES you can listen on line around the globe, so tune in oznoids!

Friday on BBC4 tv at 2130 BST (GMT+1), a program entitled "Forever young: How rock and roll grew up". features Iggy pop, Lemmy, to name but a few! It does not mention OZzzy, but he should be there, should he NOT! I guess I may have to burn straight to DVD, on this occasion, might I not!!!!!!

i didnt mean physically ,,oh the horror ha ha ha ha ha ha

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As long as I do not have to physically play with YOU, I might just include you and big sis! hehehehehe

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your just playin me,,what ever you wish to do there andy

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Now where would here be then? hahahahahahahaha

Could it be Tas?

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well who else indeed,,maybe someone from here ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ME

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I forgot that i promised Ripper one, so who else? hehehehehehehehehehe

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back too ozbay hey andy ,,you know who,,and a postcard,,ok then in my next little surprise i'll get ya a postcard ha ha haha ha ha just beware

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So out of the 7 STIGS now who is in line for them?

Me, Odin, and who else?

Answers on a post card, I suppose!

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p.s,andy,, package one from bedlam will depart in four days ,,the countdown has begun,,,,

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ozzbay ,,cool one andy,,let me be the first to say go for it

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I was skyping the other night and my cousin spotted the 3 STIG body Wash containers on my book self! I said I would get another as I said he could have one! HOLY shomolee can i find them, as they were a Christmas sales item only!

Yep, I eventually tracked a shop that sold them and BOUGHT another 4 STIG's. Despite my contriol of MATHS, I seem to have 2 surplus ones haha, so am I about to start up the franchise for OZZBAY?

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They go to Bolivia buy on line a range rover a suzuki, and something else. I seem to rememebr behind the alcoholic daze that the suzuki packed up so that was the hampster out of play!

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Some guy behind the scenes reckons that the show is drying up of new ideas, and allegedly according to the top Gear site loads of views are getting sick of the only use of expensive cars, and not what most of us can afford!

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nah mate your not killing me ,,i seen top gear last night

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The snooker was on last night so NO TOP GEAR

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I may go quiet tonight as it starts at 2030 GMT! I may let you listern to the start o Gimpnoid! Then again Could I be killing you! hahahahahahahaha

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yes big sis always gets a feed ha ha ha ha she's the size of a house ha ha ha ha and im the garage

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Big Sis has already got a feed ages ago

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cool i want to see that

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This week had the caravan hot Air balloon!

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oh ok
hey i seen soem stats on top gear
350 million people world wide watch it
its the most downloaded show on the internet

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THE BBCi Player, is a digital play back facility on line, so you can watch or download any thing put out by the BBC. Commercial TV has a similar function! No need to have a VCR!

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i dont know what you just said,,sorry andy

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I found out how to use BBCi, BUT not how to watch the download onto my PC! Let alone a DVD backup!

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scare away mate,, im up for that,,but just remember ive got a web cam too ha ha ha ha ha ha

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I know, just wait until I get the web cam! That will scare the natives!

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ha ha ah ah ha ha ha ha ha thats funny arse stuff mate ha ha ha ha and very freaky

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I must get some packageing for the Stig Body Wash stuff, as when I wake up he is looking over me! Very scary, I must tell you!

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australian made mate ha ha ha ha ha gotta love the aussie beasts,, i had a holden muscle car many a year ago,it was the HQ statesman
somethin like this one
http://www.carforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=302&stc=1
and yes if i had the cash i'd have a aston as well

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It was a fast muscle car, I'd rather have an Aston!

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yeah i know its up for a rebuild,,what did you think of his car

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SHowed highlights of he racing documentary, and yep it showed the crash! BUT hey, as it does not need a shell, HE is going to rebuild it!

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cool cant wait to see eric rip it up,,and trust me he would be a good driver in the wet,,being a melbournite,,plus he has driven targa tasmania in his beast and crashed it

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Eric BANA was the star in a reasonably priced car and is now the fastes in the WET, as it was tipping down.

A big piece in the Daily Mail today about Top Gear

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nah mate ,my son can suffer ,,ha ha ha ha ha nah he'll be right,,he's going into the army next year ,and he'll have to travel lite,he can worship my one,,and big sis must be talking about herself again,,thats why she is big sis ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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SO you want a second STIG then!

Then again big sis has suggested and looking at the profile picture YOU will need a lot of Body Wash!

What about the Top Gear Annual (childrens christmas book)!

Last Night I missed the show as I need some sleep, so I am about to watch the tape!

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i got it mate and it seems my son may have a crack at stealing it off me ,,we both love the stig he is another one of my ledges,,and dont ya just love me profile pic ha ha ha im thinking it might need a change soon

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Judging by your profile picture, you will only use it once and thent he bottle will be empty!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

So did I send you a photo or two of your latest DOLL?, or did I send it to the cavern community? hahahahahahaha

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yeah well body wash is fine,,
and we now have two top gears a week ,,ha ha ha ha a so just maybe eternity wont be that long

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folks it takes a man to admit that he made a mistake! AND yes I just may well have done so, I kno wthat it is hard to believe, but Ihave just this once (OK may be more than once).

The STIG DOLL is not Shampoo, or even Shower Gel, or even BUBBLE BATH, IT IS BODY WASH!

ALSO

Top Gear starts again very evening here in the mother land! Shame you folks wil have to wait for what appears to be an eternity.

ENJOY

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a big thanx andy,,dont worry when the shampoo is gone i'll do what i did with the darth vader and put port in him ha ha ha ha ha ha h

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I have been trying to upload a picture of the Gimp's Christmas Present, but failed miserably, so Cecilky has it! hahahahahahahaha it is a 280 mm tall Doll of the STIG. It is even full of Shampoo, so it is hollow! hahahahaha

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well lardi dar mr fancy pants ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hza just joking andy

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I am glad I wrote Fancy! hahahahaha

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the action figure story os a long drawn out one mate ,,and im not going down that street again-sorry,,and over here our saying is knock you over with a feather,,i knew what you meant ,,lol ha ha ha ha ha just fishing

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