What are your families like?

My family is a disfunctional mess. My parrents fight (which scares the s*** out of me) and almost never talk, which has rubbed off on me a bit. Oh well. Your turn.

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ok then

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

Correctionalised/penalised then? or just plain converted?

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Number 1

its not my dolls that you gotta worry about ,,its that big arse butchalistic lesbo one that 82 has ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

The question is this!

How many dolls does the GIMP own?

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Number 1

yeah helpful i had a idea about that ,but its good to have clarefication-- thanx

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

synonym dang:

dad-burn. holy smokes. whooooo-wee. a-yup (followed quickly by a whistle). jiminy crickets. d@mn.

does that help gimp?

hey and what do you mean DANG,,i cant convert dang to aussie

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

well i cant convert pounds to kilos so i'll just say kilos

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

kilo's ... dang.

LOL ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha no i mean happy LOL

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

(um...yea, the old time gay)

im hoping you mean the old time gay eg- happy ,,and im glad you decided to describe me diffrently,,and no i dont have a big belly but carry a few extra kilo's,thats all,,i like to characturize (cant spell that one) myself alot,,my mind gimps out as you know by now

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

very frolicsome, gay, gut-busting, humorous, jocular, laughable, mirthful, side-splitting, uproarious, and witty. LOLOLOLOLOL.

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is your belly THAT big?

my side profile is the best,but be sure to have wide lense on ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

i'll come along with my camera and be sure to take lots of pictures of THAT!!!!!!!
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heh heh

i'll wear em if you wear em andy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha anything for a bit of a laugh

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

:o) heh heh...

So the gimp wants to wear heels then! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Number 1

nah my feet have to be clean and tidy ,,if ya feets is crap then that says somethin about you bodyly hygeine

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

awww that's sweet gimp! i personally like the feet so long as there's nothing overly hairy, smelly, cracked, or white cheesy on them. my most recent had a thing about cleanliness of his feet, it was kinda nice, pretty unusual actually. most men don't give a rip and that's the LAST thing on the planet ya want anywhere near you!

i know high heels must be a killer on female legs,,,,anyway i think a women is most hottest if she is bare foot,,see im a foot guy,,if i was perving ,i would start looking at the feet and work my way up,but end up back at the feet

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

heels have their purpose, on the evening out with your man... on occasion. but as a daily thing? not for me. stiletto's - wow. if a man ever put them on, he'd realize what women go through with them on. amazing we can even walk. i think the general idea is not comfort but protrusion of assets. also, it makes it less difficult for the chase~ cuz for damned sure you will not be able to run away if your life depended on it. check out cameron diaz in her red dress in The Mask, that's the general idea men are seeking - if they are honest with themselves and you. not sure all women can look that hot, but it's the idea anyways.

hey blades well andy was crumbling my pride so i thort i'd state my case ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yes maybe a teensy weensy too much info but hey im a gimp,,see a gimp matures with age like mouldy cheese ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

well, that is TMI - ttttoooooooooooooooooooo much information. You guys!!!!!!! (Darkblade wanders off into the darkness grumbling to herself - how blunt men can be sometimes~innuendo is far more subtle but way more effective and less blush inducing to miladies)

ha ha ha ha ha ha no wish to shave hey mate,,SURE ha ha ha ha ha
and im a quality type of guy,, and i reckon long n thin may get right in ,but dancin with the gimp aint no sin and short n thick does the trick and all the women give the gimp the tick
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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

I wish it were true about big feet, BUT then again Quality not quantity, so where does that leave the Gimp and 82?

Wearing High heels they say wrecks a womans feet, just as a Ballet dancers toes get wrecked!

I like my legs as hairy as they are, and have NO wish to shave them!

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Number 1

ha ha ha ha ha ha andy's shaved legs ,,that'd be a sight,,hey andy post a pic of em mate ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Why am I thinking of shaved legs now??????
hahahaha, good one 82

ha ha ha ha haha hahaha ha ha all bow down to 82 and his response ,,mate thats the best one ive read for ages ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yeah andy what 82 said,,do you have the right get up for the heels and hows ya legs mate ,shaved or unshaven ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

It all depends on whether he has the legs for it, and how well the shoes go with his outfit. Right, Andy?

well if the guy is in high heels than he must be a ?

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

and not his high heels either hahahahaha

and in australia its about ,,well who cares ,,i think a man should be judged by the weight of his standing in the community and how he cares for the people around him and not his whoo whoo

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

very true blades. heels are nothing but pain. Why do women have to wear stuff that is so uncomfortable and men get away with the comfortable clothes.
And over here its all about the nose, not the feet hahaha

yeah i know what they say about blokes with big feet,,they have small minds ,,is that it ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

and rest easy, heels really don't have much to say for themselves, they were designed to torture women into submission.

heh heh...size 56. lol.

Andy's saying he has big feet. and you know what they say about men with big feet...:o)
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well theres a throw off, im sure your local closet cobbler has made something in your size ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Well now then, what can I say, execpt I have never ever, nor will ever ever wear high heels! besides they do not do size 56!

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Number 1

so andy is this right HIGH HEELS ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
hey andy ,blades has thrown you into the deep end now buddy,,PLEASE EXPLAIN ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h a HIGH HEELS ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

hey, that's a quote i will put up in my cube at work gimp, i like that one. and awwww andy, we're just teasing. :o). when your toes get a cramp and get stuck crossed, that really sucks, so watch out. ever have them cramp out with a life of their own? like, 1" in the air above the other toes, like the claw of death? (i know admitting it's happened will mean admitting the times you wear heels Andy, but its ok, it's a warm, safe place here, and your amongst friends LOL)...he heh hehheehhehehehe Just kidding Andy :o)

hey andy wich species are you hoping to mate with ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

I forgot to say I am kinda Cute and cuddly I hope in the eyes of the female of the species. I got my fingers, and toes crossed on that one!

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Number 1

HOW could you NOT raise ME!, I am built for comfort, and for speed, and only a little bit (please do not quantify this bit!) sane, I think

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Number 1

yes we are kinda nuts all us ozznoids in our own way,and that is a great thing,,and since were nuts just keep away from the squirrels of this world ha ha ha ha ha ha and we'll be right

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

well fair enuf ava beau peep at this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9JJdVPhlLg
and this is great as well and eld means fire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdlY4vsPgWk

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

good song gimp. we're all kinda nuts, i'd say. but in a good way. i'd rather have individuality and thought that's free and independent then be one of the mindless. i've always loved this song for that reason.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOA8QT-sk4M

and here's one I love, ... , well, just because: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VF5hRkW1IE

hey hey no abdication is allowed,,hey i know what about 82 or LD,,just choose ,or heres a horrifier we all could of been ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ,the madhouse is here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syBH1aJOH5A
ENJOY

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

ummm....tough question. hmmm...let me ponder that one a while. actually, at this point, do I have to pick ... let me see, the lesser of two evils, can I abdicate this one??? (heh heh)

well i am the odd untruth ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/