What made you laugh today???
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Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 20:28
watching my kids trying to find the eggs i hid. they found seven, the last three it was hysterically funny. my daughter went up to the computer chair and spun it around, asking "where are they mommy? are they around where i am?" An egg was right on the seat of the chair, tucked halfway under the cushion on it. If she'd looked down she'd not have been able to miss it. lol. the other one, both my son who's fifteen and my daughter checked everything on the breakfast bar several times, but completely ignored the candle stand jar with an egg glaringly in sight ~ bwa haahhhhhaaaahhha. the third egg, it was on a day bed, and they never went over to it till the very end. It was a great laugh for me today, and a laugh is always great medicine!
Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 16:02
POPSICLE:--
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OLD SON IN THE APT. WAS TO SEND HIM OUT ON THE BALCONY WITH A POPSICLE AND TELL HIM TO REPORT ON ALL THE ACTIVITIES. HE BEGAN HIS COMMENTARY AS HIS PARENTS PUT THEIR PLAN INTO ACTION. "THERE'S A CAR BEING TOWED FROM THE PARKING LOT!" HE SHOUTED. A FEW MOMENTS PASSED "AN AMBULANCE JUST DROVE BY!" A FEW MOMENTS LATER, "THE ANDERSON'S HAVE COMPANY" HE CALLED OUT. "MATT'S RIDING A NEW BIKE.......LOOKS LIKE THE SANDERS ARE MOVING..........JASON IS ON HIS NEW SKATE BOARD......" AFTER A FEW SILENT MOMENTS THE COOPERS ARE HAVING SEX!!!!!! STARTLED, MOM AND DAD SHOT UP IN BED DAD CAUTIOUSLY ASKED "HOW DO YOU KNOW THERE HAVING SEX?????" "JIMMY COOPER IS STANDING ON THE BALCONY WITH A POPSICLE"
Tuesday, March 31, 2009 - 22:40
what made me laugh today was me and omega we got in the the truck i handcuffed to the handle at the top of the cab and when we drove past people i would give them a crazy look and sing there coming to take me away ha ha there coming there coming to take me away he he lmfao
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009 - 06:45
The man got an erection when saw a lovely female nudist, and she told him that he called him over.He said how and she said by his reaction it was the rules. Soo they do what happens naturely.
later thyer guy is the sauna and passes wind; a big burly fellow says to him you called. He says how; the male burly nudist says "the rules here are that when you pass wind you put the invitation out for m2m. the burly male then proceeeds to have his way with the newbie.
The nbewbie then heads out to the receptionist at the nudist colony and tells her ' At 68 years i only get an erection once a week but I pass wind 15 times a day so you can cancel my membership! LOL
Cleaned it up a bit. LOL
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