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whats your worst nightmare

c'mon we all hav'em,do your darkest fears torment your sleep...and what are they.i'll tell you mine if you tell me yours..

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yeah you can chat to me ,,,cool i'll be reaky with bells on ha ha ha ha oops ready

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

How about being asked a retorical question! Do you want to work nights next week! I took that as that I would be, and guess what! I was right! So next monday I have to be at work for 2045 and not 0600! Well, at least I can go on line when I get home and chat with some nice folk, and even ........... the GIMP! hahahahahaha

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Number 1

yes i do and with all the bulls*** around here i cant go wrong ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Thought as much, myson! at least you get some much needed fertilizer for your veggie plot!

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Number 1

yeah mate it is a hassle my big c o c k (rooster) ha ha ha ha ha i call him E.M.F,,hey he's big enuf to ride ,,anyone for a go

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

No alarm clock, JUSt a big C O C K to wake him in the morning, c**kerdoodledo! hahahahahahahahaha

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Number 1

you dont sleep alot, anyway cause the ozznoids over here keep you busy, ha ha.

whats a alarm clock ozznoids,,i dont have one of those ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

hahaha, the same happened with me Andy, but i didn't know i was supposed to be up at 5. see, in marching band, i forgot i was supposed to be in the pit, which is where there are Aux. percussion. and i didn't know i was supposed there at 8. hahaha, i woke up at 8:30 thinking i had to leave at 9, since marching band started at 10. hahahahaha, i arrived and was like WTF, why is everyone here already?! hahahahaha, so i gotta set my alarm to. im crossing my fingers hoping i'll remember to turn it on! hahahahahaha

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-Willow

Nightmare, I should say! I rolled over at 0500 this morning, and realised that I had 1 hour to get up, and travel the 46 miles to work! Luckily, I did it with 5 minutes to spare! Did I get the Sunday driver out a day late, Did I get the lorry trying to overtake the another lorry on a two lane stretch of the Motorway!

Anyway, the Alarm is definetly on NOW! So fingers crossed, heres to tomorrow!

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Number 1

I'm talking riddles for the obvious reasons to those inthe know, and the others seem to be playing with the baby oil! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Number 1

If that's the case, it will keep slipping out of his hands.

the mayo bottle ha ha ha ha ha ah

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

Hey g, did Andy get a hold of that bottle. His speech is slurring.

k

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

You got to take it steady so that you that you can enjoy the cavern so far! And then there is the second instalement as and when I get around to it! You do not want the kids enjoying themselves whie you can not do you?

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Number 1

oh now shaving is not my thing i like a bit of scrufff--- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
hey and just a bottle of vodka,,hey i was talking to my doc 82 and he said got straight to the stash and get wasted with that bottle of vodka ive been hanging on to,, good advive i reckon

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

I already told him Andy but he wont listen.
Then I tell him: At least, shave ha ha ha ha ha

You got hair then? hahahahahahahaha

Seriously, take it steady while you are on the recovery phaze, I would hatre to have wasted postage myson! Ok the kids will enjoy the contents!

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Number 1

taking it easy and chillaxing ,,its about time i let my grey ol fart hair down although theres not much left but oh well ,,hey i know what 'll fix it another drink ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

haha, okay, Gimp. take it easy, though, okay?

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-Willow

maybe ha ha ha ha ha ha shhh dont tell 83 oops 82 he'll want my stash of vodka ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

are you feeling okay, Gimp? ou're not getting drunk, are you.....?

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-Willow

hey mate im pissed ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha vodka is the best ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

yeah.....and i meant is toes, Gimp

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-Willow

And, hey, there's nothing wrong with being called "Geezer" either.

his toes or yours

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

yes, but with me around, he might find something heavy accidentally drop onto them...... =D

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-Willow

keep him on his toes if he still has them ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

hahahahahahaha!!! i'll mention the names to him, but i think i'd better stick to my old material, you know? instead of using new things, the old ones drive the person you're taunting crazy because you keep using them over and over again. its fun messin with my Granddad..... =]

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-Willow

you forgot ot call him wrinkley cobwebb lover,,, grey ghost,,vericose vein head,, bingo wing lover

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

hmmm.....maybe 82 is right.....i definatly don't think like you old geezers. hahaha! jk, i love you all (in a friendly sort of way) and im kidding around like this because my Granddad is here, so...im kind of used to arguing with him. he calls me a young whippershnapper, and i call him an old man/old fart/geezer, so.....=)

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-Willow

having to set up cavern part 2, and then finding the bubble wrap to cosset the goodies!

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Number 1

so would i ,,nah me n 82 sometimes think alike but he likes pigbeasts and i like chooks ha ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

No. Can't be. If that's true I have a new worst nightmare.

most people on the Ozzsite think alike, Gimp. why do you think we're all here?

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-Willow

hey 82 thats what i was going to say,,great gimps think alike ha ha ha ha ha ha cheers mate

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

A boss telling you "I don't remember what I told you last time"

I now know what it is, and I believe I share it with the gimpmeister (that's pretty scary by itself - and NO it doesn't have anything to do with sock puppets!).

My nightmare is not being able to access ozzy.com for several days so that I could hassle random ozznoids. Aaahhhhhhhh!

Another test

having to wake up at 0430 Saturday morning to be at work at 0700! S H I T, I have got to do some overtime tomorrow! Well, money talks so they say, and at least it will pay for my time off when i go fishing in Ireland!

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Number 1

Do not hey say the owners look like thier dogs! hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Number 1

floor rats ha ha ha ha ha ha ha love that name ha ha ha ha ha

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

i can make an acception to one small dog cuz they're so fuking CUTE~!!!! do you know the butterfly dog? you knows, a papillion? here's a link....XD these are soooo CUTE!!!!

http://www.maribesopapillons.com/images/mayagryph.jpg

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-Willow

didnt know there was so much hatred for little dogs. dont tell the Osbournes ;-)
I like to call these ones floor rats:
http://www.seelenfarben.de/taeglich20020425hund.jpg
cant open any of your pics wildchild, sorry

couldnt get that either ,,oh well

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

http://www.comprar-perros.com.ar/images/c**ker%20Spaniel.jpg

how bout this one gimp?

cant get that pic sorry mate

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gimpnoid
http://www.metalofoz.com/

oops, that should be BREED, not BREAD! ha,ha,ha.....

here's a pic of the same bread.....little ba#tard!

http://www.clipandsnip-brynmawr.co.uk/Images/prices_pics/c**ker_spaniel.jpg