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Ye Olde Veg Plot

As you know I have a little green fingers.

The runner Beans are coming on, and the Sun Flowers at each end of the run are nice and sturdy now!

I got to dig up the onions and potatoes, then weed the plot

The gooseberries are coming to an end, so I feel a pie coming on! On home leave next week(?) so I might just bake a pie!

Marrows/cucumbers are slow to grow in the greenhouses, and the tomatoes are not much better

WE NEED SOME prolonged SUN

Ah the salad tray (gutering) has been a little dispointing! The herbs basically failed. Possible over watering with NO sun!. Anyway, the coriander is sprouting well, and the Little Gem Lettuce is coming along. The Spring (Salad) onions are really slow to show!

the trench, is slowly draining so I will have to dig the center out, and apply compost! Then, I can plant out the beetroot, Sprouts, and Leeks!

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yeah i know why you got a lawyer in ya back pocket ha ha ha ha ha is the tassie term somethin like ,,its only illegal if ya get caught ha ha ha ha

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have one good lawyer who helps with s*** stuff like selling stuff etc.... we found him via friend .so i reckon you gotts ask peeps an then see if you agree.
My vegie plot is full of weeds an seeds still in packets! Fruit trees didn't do much this year, but first time gooseberry bushes fruited yum! PIE
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cecilky

if you want a good jewish lawyer go to a firm full of them and throw a penny in the middle of them and the one who lives is the one you want ha ha ha ha ha ha -- ozzy will never die he will live on forever in the hearts and souls of billions

very lucky for you ,,but these days im hopin never to need one again ,,and i would represent myself as ive been in court enuf to know whats going on unfortuneatly,,i would do a lot better than some ive had,and yes i do fire them if there useless,

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As I part the curtains and look through, I spot the olde Veggie plot covered in frost, no work out side today then!

A friend of mine once told me, that if you need a lawyer, then go to the biggest firm of Jewish Lawyers that you can fine, and they will give you the best service available. Fortunately, I have never had to garner their support.

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yeah i bet he does pretty well,over the years i have given them a lot of cash,,
hey how do you stop a lawyer from drowning
take your foot of his head

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yeah they creep me out and are pretty much useless i have a jewish lawyer he does pretty well -- ozzy will never die he will live on forever in the hearts and souls of billions

there not my favourite people but we do need them,,i dislike lawyers

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i hate doctors -- ozzy will never die he will live on forever in the hearts and souls of billions

cool day vampire ,,my day was full of doctors today,,and then i went and got some new cd's for the collection,,i bought
rammstein-leibe ist fur alle da-double cd
satyricon-the age of nero
s.o.d.-kill yourself the movie with bonus bootleg cd
that helped with the day that was done,,and because its a long way home ,some new tunes to drive by

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yeah today was fun i went to pull up some turnips to make soup for supper and my rottweiler grabs the biggest one and halls a** with it and i chased him for an hour we collided with the mail man and didnt even stop it quite funny just thought you guys would enjoy a peek into my life he also stole the book i keep my poetry i write and hid it ive still yet to find it -- ozzy will never die he will live on forever in the hearts and souls of billions

im sure it'll keep me warm ,,home made alcohol beats store bought alcohol anytime,,,ive had traditional italian home made grappa and it really made me warm and was excellent,,i would of liked to had more of that stuff but the guy who made it said just a little is fine ,too much will put you in hospital ha ha ha ha ha ha ha im sure he knew how strong it was

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i will see about trying to go to sydney sometime and trying to get some to you my vodka is strong and sweet at the same kind its not liquor store stuff its traditional potato vodka but gimp i dont know if youll like it it'll keep you warm ha ha ha ha -- ozzy will never die he will live on forever in the hearts and souls of billions

i would love to join you in a vodka when you reap your crop,,my vegies are sad ,my corn only grey about a foot and a half and well the roma tomatoes never got bigger than marbles,,this is global warming at my back door its not my green thumb

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my turnips are coming in great i grow my spices i grow indoors are good my corn and potatos are fine i will be making vodka soon -- ozzy will never die he will live on forever in the hearts and souls of billions

yeah they just dont take one chook,, (that would be fine) but they come in and waste em all for no apparant reason,,give me a clean line of sight and its gone

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Well, that red/brown feind kills for fun and to eat, so Do your best. Vermin is vermin at the end of the day

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well im having a change of heart,,leave the squirrles alone and go for the cats andy,,we have a feral cat problem here,,time to set the traps,,plus i seen a fox the other day not to far from the chook house,,i gotta take him out

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I must get around to skimming the plot and composting the stuff that i do not want, then dig my bean trench.

It looks like the squirals are collecting conkers (horse chestnut nuts) and burrying them in the back garden. Must get that .22"! It will take a few, but might get a hat out of it! and then there are the cats leaving their messages!

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Under snow still, as no one has cleared the plot, and the rain has not washed it away yet!
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I emptied the compost bucket in the cold, and despite the garden on suspended animation, the compost, that I did not compost as long as I should have composted, has sprouted some feverfew, and some other stuff. It looks like I will have to skim the top, and then get a burner to burn the surface as and when it grows back!

Bring on the propane!

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Still got sheep in Australia my the square 100 miles!

Anyway due to the rain, I only managed to clear the the olde runner beans from the front garden!
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha im not welsh or a new zealander

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

So you took your evenge on the sheep? The thought of those little black pellets in your wellington boots!

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my bananas are kept in the fridge mate ,,cool bananans
and my youngest left the gate open to my vegie patch and the sheep got in ,,oh well start again hey

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

How's your Dolly collection?

And I do not want to know where you keep you banana!

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Number 1

cool bananas ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
am i annoying you yet andy

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

Another sugestive comment then!

Went up the garden to the green house this afternoon after work, and found 6 cucumber un attached, so they are now in the house wrippening.

The Marrow is barely 2" long, but hey we might get a Courget after all

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cool bananas

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

You got the land, and you must have a white horse! hahahahaha.

Batch one of the cling film and bubble wrap heading south!

Batch two going west goes tomorrow! Long story why there is a gap, but if you know the situation, then you will understand!

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yep i think years ago i may have seen animal farm,,but only once ,,that was enuf

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gimpnoid ,,the ledgend grows LOL

Animials and farm I was once told were in a film tittle! What can we say to that one, a confession! hahahahaha

Anyweay the cucumbers are still growing slowly, due to the cooling of the weather

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i prefer miss piggy,,

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gimpnoid
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Are you sure, or are you playing with Kermit?

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nope

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gimpnoid
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Sounds like you have sat on it! hahahahahahahahaha

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well mate me tomatoes are flowering and i have put in corn ,zukeeny,lettuce,onions,squash,pumkin,cucumber ,so i'll see how my green thumb is

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gimpnoid
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Had a great day out in Calais yesterday, and this morning I have found that the rain and wind has blown ovwer my runner beans, so I have to go out into the rain and either pull them up, OR stiffen the canes holding them up! Tough call or what!

Cucumbers appear to be still growing despite it getting cooler

And I think that the marrows will become more like Courgets! So I must make a move and have a better look.

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s*** snow at christmas,,not within cooee of me,,

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gimpnoid
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At least there is achance that we will have SNOW at Christmas,and not sat outside with the BBQ!

Anyway, the runner beans keep supplying us no end. The cucumbers are growing niceley!

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tomatoes are now over a foot high,,love the spring time

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gimpnoid
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Had light showers today!

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yes the weather is strange these days,,and its hard to figure

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gimpnoid
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Still quite warm though for the time of year.

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hey andy sounds like the cold is on the way mate,,well over here just going thru a few cold spells but the heat is in the air and when it hits im climbing in the fridge

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gimpnoid
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1848 and it is getting dark so no work in the garden tonight

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Autumn must be coming!

The leave on the Horse Chestnut (Conker) Tree 2 doors down are starting to go a golden brown.

The cucumbers are still in thier element

Runner beans still have flowers, so lets hope for some sunny weather for another month without frost! There are still a few Sweet peas flowering on the canes. Anything to bring the BEE's in, as they are having a rough time of things

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Pruned the Apple tree, picked some runner beans, transplated Sprouts and beetroot, and by the way I cut 3 lawns

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my vegie plot has now got a new lot of lettuce and some more tomatoes and onion and pumkin and soon to have zukeenies and cucumbers plus corn

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gimpnoid
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The Tom's will be in thwe big Green house along with the Cucumbers. The Marrow plants flower, BUT NO fruit!

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