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You'll never believe it!

A hot girl in lunch tried to kiss me on the cheek. ...AND I BACKED AWAY!!!!! DEE-DEE-DEE!!!!!

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this is what i put:
Chuck Norris says HAGS
###-#### I Get BORED easliy

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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Ozzy Osbourne

A kid during 8th period showed me this ringtone:
http://www.phonezoo.com/ringtone/57435083/bulls***ter-alert.htm

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<strong> What do you mean by 'i ended up putting my # in her yearbook' ?</strong>
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† Coolstreaky †

i ended up putting my # in her yearbook, saying i get bored easily

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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Ozzy Osbourne

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<strong> And, I can see where Asylum is coming from when he is backing away from her- It was possibly a bit daunting lol. </strong>
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† Coolstreaky †

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<strong> Advice- Don't stalk her </strong>
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† Coolstreaky †

i'm thinking of asking this one girl out, any advice?

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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Ozzy Osbourne

Omg man....that was a loser moment.....now don't complain if girls don't approach you....you had your chance and you lost...game over

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King Ozzy

maybe asylum has issues with women ,,my advice ,,get over it quickly

Her name is Heather.

Jesus Christ how childish are you Asylum? lol jk....wait WHY'D YOU BACK AWAY YOU STUPID, STUPID PERSON!!!
(Thinks to himself, maybe it was Coolstreaky who tried to kiss him...lol)

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