Hi, my name is Hiram and I'm just getting f***ed up!!! y teachers are just pure 100% bulls***!!!!!!!!
Not only f***ed with those teachers, I'm just getting grounded!, my mom says: "EAT YOUR VEGETABLES OR YOU'RE STAYING HERE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!".......

I was going on a school trip to the beach, but now it´s rainy all the f***ing time, just s***, s*** and more s***, like Sousa, my maths teacher: FRIEND LUGO!!! DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK YESTERDAY?
NO, MY HOMEWORK'S IN MY HOUSE, WITH MY SISTER THE CARNIVORE ANIMAL, SHE WAKES UP AT 4 A.M. AND GETS THE f*** OUT OF MY ROOM CAUSE IF SHE DOESN'T GET OUT I'M GONNA STICK HER MAGIC WOMAN ON HER ASS!!!!!, AND EVEN MORE IF YOU SEE THE HORSE IN MY CLASS!!!! AND THE MONGOLIC KID!!!! THIS AND MORE ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF "THE LIFE OF...HIRAM?"

LOVE YA OZZY!!! SEE YA!!!