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I am discreetly revealing my general location now, Mr. Osbourne, nothing trickey here, for anyone with a higher-than-animal I.Q. knows your rather clever (not many people unfortunately)

HAS ANYONE HERE FIGURED OUT IT TAKES ABOVE AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE TO BE THE ROCK GOD OF DARKNESS!!?? not wierdo conniving arts and crafts projects like the highest population here surmises.

figure out how to play the bloody f***ing guitar, smeggers!!!!

Oh and I have a fancy Russian name...can you guess what?