1 dumbass named Trish
5 machine guns
10 machetes
1 people to use the above two things, 5 using the guns and 5 using the machetes
50 grenades
the Mafia
1 bow
100 arrows
11 boiling pots of water

Cut the c*** into 11 sections: the head and neck, the boobs, the stomach, the upper arms, the elbows, the lower arms, the hands, the upper legs, the knees, the lower legs, and the feet. Chop it all up into chili and serve it to its parents. Bury the bones in a ditch.