Ok, If you want I will be the prince, as I am Suave and soffisticated, and kissed may frogs!, sorry I should have ben kissed by a frog to turn me! No not like that, like that, hahahahahaha (aka Paul Danniels)

Mind you, I have never gone to bed with an Ugly woman, but I have woken with the ODD one! hahahaha, or was that the beer talking?

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