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I friggin love it cause it's awesome!!!!!

From memory (from years ago)...
"Where'd ya get the coconuts?" "We found them!" "In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!" "The swallow may fly south with the Sun, yet these are not strangers to our land?" "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!" "Not at all! They could've been carried!" "A swallow carrying a coconut?!?!" "It could grip it by the husk!" "It's not a matter of where he grips it, it's a matter of simple weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!" "It could've been carried by an African swallow." "Oh an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow!"