Last night I had a dream that Ozzy Osbourne came up to my door and asked to come in.
"Ello I'm Ozzy Osbourne. May I come in?", he said to me.
I said "SURE! YEAH!" F*** yeah. Can I come in? What kind of question is that? He just came in and sat down and asked my name. MY name. Ozzy Osbourne wants to know MY name? I f***in' freaked out when I heard that. So I just started a conversation with him. And it wasn't even Ozzy NOW. It was Ozzy Osbourne from the 70's or 60's. When he was HOT. Yes Ozzy Osbourne was hot in the 60's. And then he asked me a question.
"would you like to record a song with me?" D: O M G are you serious?
