1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

"is adult entertainment killing our children or is killing our children entertaining our adults?"
consider this.

hi!! for anyone who knows twiggy (paranoid pig is the only one i know of), she is my twin sister. her account was originally mine but she took over. so, for future reference, you can say anything to her about me and vice-versa and we won't be all like, "huh? who's that?" or, "i do not know this (insert name here) of which you speak."