I'm a fan (and you should be too) because...

Ozzy is the greatest metal icon. His sabbath days revolutionized music and created the "trunk" of which all other rock and metal branches could flourish and become what we all know and love today, metal. If you don't like Ozzy or sabbath, you should stop listening to all other rock and metal bands that you like because they ALL were indirectly born from Ozzy and sabbath. They paved the way for icons like Metallica, Slayer and Pantera. We all must pay omage to the man...No the god, the icon, the f***ing Prince of Darkness OZZY OSBOURNE.