I'm a fan (and you should be too) because...

Ozzy is an amazing vocalist and inspiration to many people.
His use of extreme dialect through the messages of his life are, in fact, very intellegent.
Zakk Wylde has been Ozzy's lead guitarist since 1987, and touched upon some of the greatest music ever made. -this is another amazing reason to listen to Ozzy!!
Zakk is known as one of the best guitarists in music today, and well, I think he is f***in' fantastic!!
Black Label Society is another amazing band in metal today!! <33.
The lyrics are amazing, mind blowing, and so creative, they can leave people speachless.
You're probably thinking, "Wtf?! I don't think so.. it's just music."
Well people, it's not just music. It's art!!!!
Ozzy is awesome. And I f***in' love his new CD; Black Rain.
You should invest into buying this CD, it is absolutely and unvelievably incredible!
I love you, Ozzy! =D